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Old 03-28-2007, 03:08 PM
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When you get to old to think farting isn't funny? ha ha ha.....I freaking laugh just about every time I let one go.
 
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Old 03-28-2007, 03:11 PM
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Hell, I just ripped one right now...
 
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Old 03-28-2007, 03:13 PM
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the only time I think it wont be funny is when your like 80 and letting them go and not even knowing it. Other than, it will always be funny.
 
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Old 03-28-2007, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by 00blkstanggt
the only time I think it wont be funny is when your like 80 and letting them go and not even knowing it. Other than, it will always be funny.
ha ha ha....Oh I can't wait for that. ha ha. I'm going to be farting all over my grand kids.
 
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Old 03-28-2007, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
Whats not to enjoy about your *** saying hello?

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Ha ha, thats awesome!
 
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Old 03-28-2007, 03:25 PM
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since im military. the best is when someone standing at attention in close quarters lets one loose, oh that is just F'ng hilarious. its hard to keep your bearing when that happens.
 
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Old 03-28-2007, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by stanger00
since im military. the best is when someone standing at attention in close quarters lets one loose, oh that is just F'ng hilarious. its hard to keep your bearing when that happens.
LOL....I laughed just thinking about it.....I can Gomer Pyle standing at attention and farting! ha ha
 
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Old 03-28-2007, 03:31 PM
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i could never be like a public speaker or anything like that. I would be standing at the podium and just let one go and it would be all over. I would bust up laughing and not be able to stop.
 
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Old 03-28-2007, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by 00blkstanggt
i could never be like a public speaker or anything like that. I would be standing at the podium and just let one go and it would be all over. I would bust up laughing and not be able to stop.
THat would be a good ice breaker! ha ha
 
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Old 03-28-2007, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by zigzagg321
Farts will be funny for eternity.
That's good to know cause I plan on laying on my death bed ripping farts. ha ha ha.

Also, there is nothing funnier than laying in bed with your girl and giving her a dutch oven! ha ha ha
 
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Old 03-28-2007, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by jjtgiants
Also, there is nothing funnier than laying in bed with your girl and giving her a dutch oven! ha ha ha
Thats what I'm talking about. You know you got a keeper then.
 
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zeh dutch oven!!1!1!!!
 
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Old 03-28-2007, 05:18 PM
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thats until they retaliate with a dutch oven on you.....
 
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Old 03-28-2007, 06:27 PM
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we have a mason jar at work with sealable lid. i ripped a huge burning warm fart into it and sealed it one day. like 5 minutes later a co-worker comes by and i ask him to smell the inside of it. i told him it smells weird and didnt open it untill it was at his nose. he took a huge smell and just stood there blank for 5 seconds. i think my fart punched him in the brain. me and 2 other guys were laughing so hard we couldnt stand, and he just walked away with a blank look. i know it smelled horrible cuz i closed it after and took a little smell and it was HORRIBLE.

hha
 
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I didnt make it through the first couple replies w/out laughing my head off. Yes, they are funny and always will be.

On a side note, my wife HATES them and actually tells me to leave the room. Of course I don't listen to her, ever and tell her "It's my house I'll fart when and where I want."
 
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Old 03-29-2007, 10:00 AM
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On a side note, my wife HATES them and actually tells me to leave the room. Of course I don't listen to her, ever and tell her "It's my house I'll fart when and where I want."
LOL....that's outstanding!
 
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how bout this guys. i cant believe this didnt pop into my head at first!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vK1u4rL6l...elated&search=
 
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i tried using the mason jar fart on another worker. he refused to smell "the smell of garlic thats been in the jar for 15 years"

haha
 
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