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Will there ever be a time.....
When you get to old to think farting isn't funny? ha ha ha.....I freaking laugh just about every time I let one go.
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Hell, I just ripped one right now...:D
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the only time I think it wont be funny is when your like 80 and letting them go and not even knowing it. Other than, it will always be funny.
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Whats not to enjoy about your ass saying hello?
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Originally Posted by 00blkstanggt
(Post 254525)
the only time I think it wont be funny is when your like 80 and letting them go and not even knowing it. Other than, it will always be funny.
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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
(Post 254528)
Whats not to enjoy about your ass saying hello?
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since im military. the best is when someone standing at attention in close quarters lets one loose, oh that is just F'ng hilarious. its hard to keep your bearing when that happens.
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Originally Posted by stanger00
(Post 254544)
since im military. the best is when someone standing at attention in close quarters lets one loose, oh that is just F'ng hilarious. its hard to keep your bearing when that happens.
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i could never be like a public speaker or anything like that. I would be standing at the podium and just let one go and it would be all over. I would bust up laughing and not be able to stop.
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Originally Posted by 00blkstanggt
(Post 254551)
i could never be like a public speaker or anything like that. I would be standing at the podium and just let one go and it would be all over. I would bust up laughing and not be able to stop.
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Farts will be funny for eternity.
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Originally Posted by zigzagg321
(Post 254559)
Farts will be funny for eternity.
Also, there is nothing funnier than laying in bed with your girl and giving her a dutch oven! ha ha ha |
Originally Posted by jjtgiants
(Post 254567)
Also, there is nothing funnier than laying in bed with your girl and giving her a dutch oven! ha ha ha
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Originally Posted by jjtgiants
(Post 254567)
That's good to know cause I plan on laying on my death bed ripping farts. ha ha ha.
Also, there is nothing funnier than laying in bed with your girl and giving her a dutch oven! ha ha ha |
Originally Posted by zigzagg321
(Post 254574)
Hell Yeah! I was doing that last night...she laughs along with me. I love that girl.
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zeh dutch oven!!1!1!!!
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thats until they retaliate with a dutch oven on you.....:shakeno:
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Originally Posted by stanger00
(Post 254616)
thats until they retaliate with a dutch oven on you.....:shakeno:
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we have a mason jar at work with sealable lid. i ripped a huge burning warm fart into it and sealed it one day. like 5 minutes later a co-worker comes by and i ask him to smell the inside of it. i told him it smells weird and didnt open it untill it was at his nose. he took a huge smell and just stood there blank for 5 seconds. i think my fart punched him in the brain. me and 2 other guys were laughing so hard we couldnt stand, and he just walked away with a blank look. i know it smelled horrible cuz i closed it after and took a little smell and it was HORRIBLE.
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Originally Posted by MattJ
(Post 254628)
we have a mason jar at work with sealable lid. i ripped a huge burning warm fart into it and sealed it one day. like 5 minutes later a co-worker comes by and i ask him to smell the inside of it. i told him it smells weird and didnt open it untill it was at his nose. he took a huge smell and just stood there blank for 5 seconds. i think my fart punched him in the brain. me and 2 other guys were laughing so hard we couldnt stand, and he just walked away with a blank look. i know it smelled horrible cuz i closed it after and took a little smell and it was HORRIBLE.
hha Lol @ Teh Guerilla warfare |
Originally Posted by MattJ
(Post 254628)
we have a mason jar at work with sealable lid. i ripped a huge burning warm fart into it and sealed it one day. like 5 minutes later a co-worker comes by and i ask him to smell the inside of it. i told him it smells weird and didnt open it untill it was at his nose. he took a huge smell and just stood there blank for 5 seconds. i think my fart punched him in the brain. me and 2 other guys were laughing so hard we couldnt stand, and he just walked away with a blank look. i know it smelled horrible cuz i closed it after and took a little smell and it was HORRIBLE.
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I didnt make it through the first couple replies w/out laughing my head off. Yes, they are funny and always will be.
On a side note, my wife HATES them and actually tells me to leave the room. Of course I don't listen to her, ever and tell her "It's my house I'll fart when and where I want." |
Originally Posted by wade95
(Post 254680)
On a side note, my wife HATES them and actually tells me to leave the room. Of course I don't listen to her, ever and tell her "It's my house I'll fart when and where I want." |
how bout this guys. i cant believe this didnt pop into my head at first!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vK1u4rL6l...elated&search= |
i tried using the mason jar fart on another worker. he refused to smell "the smell of garlic thats been in the jar for 15 years"
haha :kekekegay: |
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