Cop And Wife get high on marijuana
#1
#3
Hilarious
#6
/me covets dat crazy weed.
I try and I try and I try but no matter how much I burn or eat I just can't seem to OD on t3h pawt. I mean seriously... like heroic fuggin attempts and nothing more than an odd urge for a sammich and a nap.
Cop = pu5513
I try and I try and I try but no matter how much I burn or eat I just can't seem to OD on t3h pawt. I mean seriously... like heroic fuggin attempts and nothing more than an odd urge for a sammich and a nap.
Cop = pu5513
#7
jeez, somebody wanna translate this for me...looks like r3d's been at the bong tonight
#8
+1
#9
A friend of mine made some brownies once. He put a whole ounce of some real good sensi buds in it. Geez I was stoned for a good 8 hrs.. I mean stoned as hell.. It was about the same feeling as smoking some high grade hashish. but it lasted forever.. Your just almost immoblized if you sit long enough..
#10
Me and my buddy's put 2 oz's of some **** in a batch of brownies and I **** you not I felt like I popped about 3 xanax bars. I was still stoned the next morning when I woke up ended up skipping class and sleeping until 4 in the afternoon. +1 for Brownies!
#12
See... that's what I'm sayin. I've eaten a full tray of brownies and toked a fat spliff to my dome but the worst I ever had it was being really gawddamned hungry. Never thought I was gunna die.
I think my point is, there's no known lethal dose for t3h pawtzor. It doesn't matter if you smoke a 2 ounce blunt (done it) and eat all 12 brownies made from that weed butter you used 4 ounces on (done it) and follow it up with bong hits and LSD laced cherry lemonade... you're gunna be fine. Grab some cheetos and 2 napkins and sit the fugg down.
EDIT: Ban Alcohol. Legalize Pot.
I think my point is, there's no known lethal dose for t3h pawtzor. It doesn't matter if you smoke a 2 ounce blunt (done it) and eat all 12 brownies made from that weed butter you used 4 ounces on (done it) and follow it up with bong hits and LSD laced cherry lemonade... you're gunna be fine. Grab some cheetos and 2 napkins and sit the fugg down.
EDIT: Ban Alcohol. Legalize Pot.
#13
am i the only guy here who doesnt smoke that ****? you guys do know a girl's *** can make you feel the same way as you describe that?...remember sgt barnes from platoon :
"Y'all experts? I'd like to hear about it, potheads. [takes pipe and sniffs] Are you smoking this **** so's to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this ****. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is."
"Y'all experts? I'd like to hear about it, potheads. [takes pipe and sniffs] Are you smoking this **** so's to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this ****. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is."
#14
Don't be hatin'. Everyone's got their poison... some is just less lethal than others.
You may go home, call Boomhauer over from across the alley drink a beer or 4 after a long hard day of cuffin-n-stuffin. That's fine and nobody says **** about it. You're a hard workin' guy like the rest of us. You have the right to relax and pour toxic poisons into your body if you want. (I don't know if street drinks beer... just using him as an example) It's your body and you do it for your own reasons. Thirst sure as **** ain't one of them.
For me though, after a long day of non-stop maximum mental output I smoke a bowl with a friend and play a video game to peel off the day. I prefer it over alcohol for a lot of reasons, not least of which is I can never poison myself by getting too stoned. I can however easily find my way to severe alcohol poisoning within just a couple chugs.
You may go home, call Boomhauer over from across the alley drink a beer or 4 after a long hard day of cuffin-n-stuffin. That's fine and nobody says **** about it. You're a hard workin' guy like the rest of us. You have the right to relax and pour toxic poisons into your body if you want. (I don't know if street drinks beer... just using him as an example) It's your body and you do it for your own reasons. Thirst sure as **** ain't one of them.
For me though, after a long day of non-stop maximum mental output I smoke a bowl with a friend and play a video game to peel off the day. I prefer it over alcohol for a lot of reasons, not least of which is I can never poison myself by getting too stoned. I can however easily find my way to severe alcohol poisoning within just a couple chugs.
#20
the reason you cant od on pot is as followed
the chemical that u get the "high" feeling from in pot is actually a poison the plant produces to keep animals away from easting it
lucky for humans we already have this chemical in our body so we cant OD on it
but u can get extremely baked and go stupid
side affects include but are not limited to:
hunger, mental retardation, slowed reaction time, cotton mouth, impotentness, stupidity, **** seepage, lost of hearing while on the high, loss of taste while on the high, loss of feeling while on the high, and low gas mileage.
the chemical that u get the "high" feeling from in pot is actually a poison the plant produces to keep animals away from easting it
lucky for humans we already have this chemical in our body so we cant OD on it
but u can get extremely baked and go stupid
side affects include but are not limited to:
hunger, mental retardation, slowed reaction time, cotton mouth, impotentness, stupidity, **** seepage, lost of hearing while on the high, loss of taste while on the high, loss of feeling while on the high, and low gas mileage.
#21
the reason you cant od on pot is as followed
the chemical that u get the "high" feeling from in pot is actually a poison the plant produces to keep animals away from easting it
lucky for humans we already have this chemical in our body so we cant OD on it
but u can get extremely baked and go stupid
side affects include but are not limited to:
hunger, mental retardation, slowed reaction time, cotton mouth, impotentness, stupidity, **** seepage, lost of hearing while on the high, loss of taste while on the high, loss of feeling while on the high, and low gas mileage.
the chemical that u get the "high" feeling from in pot is actually a poison the plant produces to keep animals away from easting it
lucky for humans we already have this chemical in our body so we cant OD on it
but u can get extremely baked and go stupid
side affects include but are not limited to:
hunger, mental retardation, slowed reaction time, cotton mouth, impotentness, stupidity, **** seepage, lost of hearing while on the high, loss of taste while on the high, loss of feeling while on the high, and low gas mileage.
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