Cop And Wife get high on marijuana
 

soo hilarious.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnZb5wi_jsU

Haha. Yeah, that was big story around here when it happened. I'm pretty sure he goes on to ask what the score of the Red Wings game was too lol.

What an idiot, "I think we're dead and time is going by really really slow"
Hilarious

lol yeah i remember watching this in my intro to criminal justice class

I dont think they were smoking weed. based on what they said...sounded more like they popped some acid. but yeh i know they just did herbals.

/me covets dat crazy weed.

I try and I try and I try but no matter how much I burn or eat I just can't seem to OD on t3h pawt. I mean seriously... like heroic fuggin attempts and nothing more than an odd urge for a sammich and a nap.

Cop = pu5513

jeez, somebody wanna translate this for me...looks like r3d's been at the bong tonight

+1

A friend of mine made some brownies once. He put a whole ounce of some real good sensi buds in it. Geez I was stoned for a good 8 hrs.. I mean stoned as hell.. It was about the same feeling as smoking some high grade hashish. but it lasted forever.. Your just almost immoblized if you sit long enough.. :smokin:

Me and my buddy's put 2 oz's of some shit in a batch of brownies and I shit you not I felt like I popped about 3 xanax bars. I was still stoned the next morning when I woke up ended up skipping class and sleeping until 4 in the afternoon. +1 for Brownies!

why eat what you can smoke!?:smokin:
+1 on R3D:eek2:

See... that's what I'm sayin. I've eaten a full tray of brownies and toked a fat spliff to my dome but the worst I ever had it was being really gawddamned hungry. Never thought I was gunna die.

I think my point is, there's no known lethal dose for t3h pawtzor. It doesn't matter if you smoke a 2 ounce blunt (done it) and eat all 12 brownies made from that weed butter you used 4 ounces on (done it) and follow it up with bong hits and LSD laced cherry lemonade... you're gunna be fine. Grab some cheetos and 2 napkins and sit the fugg down.

EDIT: Ban Alcohol. Legalize Pot.

am i the only guy here who doesnt smoke that shit? you guys do know a girl's ass can make you feel the same way as you describe that?...remember sgt barnes from platoon :

"Y'all experts? I'd like to hear about it, potheads. [takes pipe and sniffs] Are you smoking this shit so's to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this shit. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is."

Don't be hatin'. Everyone's got their poison... some is just less lethal than others.

You may go home, call Boomhauer over from across the alley drink a beer or 4 after a long hard day of cuffin-n-stuffin. That's fine and nobody says shit about it. You're a hard workin' guy like the rest of us. You have the right to relax and pour toxic poisons into your body if you want. (I don't know if street drinks beer... just using him as an example) It's your body and you do it for your own reasons. Thirst sure as shit ain't one of them.

For me though, after a long day of non-stop maximum mental output I smoke a bowl with a friend and play a video game to peel off the day. I prefer it over alcohol for a lot of reasons, not least of which is I can never poison myself by getting too stoned. I can however easily find my way to severe alcohol poisoning within just a couple chugs.

Haha i've never smoked weed. I never will. I cherish my brain. Its a terrible thing to waste.

amen.

:%s#waste#taste#g

or

sed s/waste/taste

LOL What a dumbass. Time is goin by slow. LOL.

lol @ steeda.

the reason you cant od on pot is as followed
the chemical that u get the "high" feeling from in pot is actually a poison the plant produces to keep animals away from easting it
lucky for humans we already have this chemical in our body so we cant OD on it
but u can get extremely baked and go stupid

side affects include but are not limited to:
hunger, mental retardation, slowed reaction time, cotton mouth, impotentness, stupidity, anal seepage, lost of hearing while on the high, loss of taste while on the high, loss of feeling while on the high, and low gas mileage.

you are spewing nonsense.

that was the general idea
/sigh

congratulations

i wish i could still smoke the erb i mis that sweet stuff.

I have never tried brownies with Weed in it..and prolly never will. I just dont like the idea of it.
Id rather smoke it...:smokin:

That's a lie and it's irresponsible. I can edit your post or you can splain.

i think he's joking, but yeh. send the wrong message either way, specially to those who dont know the fishy.

X2