that man has some tough *****.

 

this is why i love this forum!!rofl

 

Either that or a really shitty surgeon.

 

may have been 1 of the interns that were lurking onto me...

 

They say vasectomy failure is like .5-1%. Why do i highly doubt that? It seems somewhat common for it to fail. Maybe its just me.

 

Hahahaha, well I guess you'll be losing some sleep. It's hard to sleep when the head board is beating against the wall in the room next to you.

 

Hahaha how did I get in on this thread so late

 

if the headboards a rockin, dont come a knockin.

 

Hey P, At least your mom didn't say " he had a vasectomy" something he should have done ( insert your age here ) years ago, Now that would have hurt. J/K

I had it done in 95 and for 2 stitches it was very ******* aggrevating, but now everytime my wife gets pregnant I can relax cause it's not mine..

 

LOL! How the **** did I miss this thread?

On a side note though. **** A VASECTOMY!

Women can get surgery done, be put to sleep, and wake-up with only a little tiny incision on their stomach. NOT on their *****. She can get that **** done, I want my nuts to stay away from sharp objects.

 

I heard a new one today.

If you walk in on your parents banging, that exact image will be burned onto your eyes forever. Every time you open your eyes, that's all you'll see. Some people even get locked up in an insane asylum from repeatedly trying to gouge out their own eyes with old, rusty forks. When they succeed, they often have wide, blackened, jagged, infected holes where their eyes used to be.

 

Agreed ^^^

Damn, i dont even know what to say to that haha, things like that haunt you til you die

 

When my friends dad had that done at least his parents had the decency to cover it up with "He had a leg injury" explaining why his dad was walking funny and looked so in pain. Haha. It took him a while to put 2 and 2 together. Anyway, this is a great thread.

 

Ha!! I need to visit more often this is great.

My husband and I were just kissing in the kitchen when our ten year old walked in and started gagging and said "Ewwwww...I did not need to see that"

 

Hey, old people have sex too. It may not be as pretty as it use to be but it still happens. Get a Slip n Slide and some Wesson oil and hang on, were going for a ride. (always wear a helmet for this one) Sometimes the can of veinna saugages with the middle one missing just doesn't do it.

 

Of course older people have sex... I know how I got here and it wasn't a stork!

 

My mom used to tell me that I came from a seashell in the ocean. She said she was walking on the beach, she saw the shell, opened it, and I came out. I'll always remember that. I miss my mom.

 

:shakeshead

At least your dad and your older brother and 6 uncles and a handful of cousins on your dads side didn't decide to tell you about the family pre-disposition to having your nuts swell up like grapefruits after said procedure. My wife is catholic, I'm more like... well athiest. Guess who wants whom to have their nuts whittled at.

 

Aww that's kinda cute. That touched my soft spot.

My mom would've said the same, except for when it came to the seashell she would've told me that she threw it back in the water lol.

I was told that I was adopted until the age of ten, in which I was then told the mailman was my father.

 

It is cute. It always made me feel special.

I like your mom's sense of humor, haha! Who told you the mailman was your father?

 

Ohh that was my mom's idea too lol.

It was funny, but I think I seriously had fears when I was little of it actually being true.

 

Almost all of the funny stuffs have been said.

He probably has 3 *********.'o_O

 

Maybe, i wonder if they ever told their 2 youngest that they were mistakes...

 

TMI man, TMI...didnt need/want to hear/visualize that.

You are one twisted pretzel.

 

OMG! This thread had me rolling!