Seeking a simple, uncomplicated part time job after retiring from my
'day job' I landed a position as a Wal-Mart greeter.

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two
sniveling kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and
welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they
ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell
would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't
believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
shopping at Wal-Mart.'

Now I'm job-hunting again.

 

At least you went out in style. MAD props to you!

 

I thought you were a nurse?

 

o well it was just walmart. theres better jobs then that.

 

thought shes a nurse as well so I'm pretty sure this was just a joke for a good laugh

 

+1

 

guys...this is a joke...I hope it is,, cause I have seen it before. its a good one though.

 

Regardless of if it's a joke or not, it's pretty awesome.

 

This is funnier than I thought. I guess some are a little slower on the uptake. Hope you all get a chuckle anyway.

Just to confirm the rumors, I am in fact a rn.

 

I figured but wasn't sure. lol.

 

You guys get owned by jokes every time.... lmao

 

lololol

 

amazing!

 

speaking of lololol....is that GOLD lettering I see on your rear bumper?