>Subject: WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY
>
>WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY
>
>
> LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP
> THAT MORNING. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE
>WOULD BE
> PLEASANT AND SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT

>FOR
> ME.AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE
>"HAPPY
> BIRTHDAY." I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE
>KIDS WILL
> REMEMBER. MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD.SO
>WHEN I
> LEFT FOR THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT
>DESPONDENT.
>
>
> AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID, "GOOD
MORNING,
> BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST
>SOMEONE
> HAD REMEMBERED.
>
>
> I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND
>SAID,
> "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR
>BIRTHDAY,
> LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME." I SAID, "THANKS
>JANE,THAT'S
> THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. LET'S GO!"
>
>
> WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO.
WE
> DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO
> MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY.
>
>
> ON THE WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A
> BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?"
I
> RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?" SHE
>SAID,"LET'S
> GO TO MY APARTMENT."
>
>
> AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID,
>"BOSS,IF
> YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A
>MOMENT.I'LL
> BE RIGHT BACK."
>
>
> "OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED.
>
>
> SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SHE
CAME
> OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE,
KIDS,AND
> DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY
BIRTHDAY".
>
>
> AND I JUST SAT THERE...
>
> ON THE COUCH...
>
> NAKED.
>

 

Ouch...

 

LOL....I like that one.