I just got fired!!
Seeking a simple, uncomplicated part time job after retiring from my
'day job' I landed a position as a Wal-Mart greeter. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two sniveling kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' Now I'm job-hunting again. |
At least you went out in style. MAD props to you!
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I thought you were a nurse?
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o well it was just walmart. theres better jobs then that.
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thought shes a nurse as well so I'm pretty sure this was just a joke for a good laugh
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Originally Posted by Dave04Mustang
(Post 364476)
thought shes a nurse as well so I'm pretty sure this was just a joke for a good laugh
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guys...this is a joke...I hope it is,, cause I have seen it before. its a good one though.
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Regardless of if it's a joke or not, it's pretty awesome.
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This is funnier than I thought. I guess some are a little slower on the uptake. Hope you all get a chuckle anyway.
Just to confirm the rumors, I am in fact a rn. |
I figured but wasn't sure. lol.
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Originally Posted by Mr. Zip
(Post 364469)
At least you went out in style. MAD props to you!
Originally Posted by Steeda97
(Post 364472)
I thought you were a nurse?
Originally Posted by 3.8for the win
(Post 364474)
o well it was just walmart. theres better jobs then that.
Originally Posted by Dave04Mustang
(Post 364476)
thought shes a nurse as well so I'm pretty sure this was just a joke for a good laugh
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lololol
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amazing!
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Originally Posted by Stephen4036
(Post 364532)
lololol
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Originally Posted by zigzagg321
(Post 364557)
speaking of lololol....is that GOLD lettering I see on your rear bumper?
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