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Old 05-07-2008, 08:59 PM
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I dunno about you all, but i see a lot of cars that inspire emotions and those are what i normally reffer to as "Statement Cars"

The kind of car that tells you something about the driver.

Thought this might be an interesting topic.

When you see somebody driving a car, what does that car tell you? Ill start out with a couple




Corvette= I won in life and i have retired, im only 50 and i still get laid.

Camaro = I dont care if it is a ******* garbage-can as long as it has an LS1.

Mustang = I'm banging the camaro guys girlfriend cause she cant stand riding in a fast trashcan.

WRX STI = I like the import tuner scene, but i cant stand ricers

VW Beetle = I like cute things and cannot be taken seriously

Jetta - Im a conciencus and politically active college student.

Neon SRT-4, I wish i had the street cred of the STI's and EVo's however I will defend my gay *** neon to the junkyard.
 
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by JackThe Ripper
I dunno about you all, but i see a lot of cars that inspire emotions and those are what i normally reffer to as "Statement Cars"

The kind of car that tells you something about the driver.

Thought this might be an interesting topic.

When you see somebody driving a car, what does that car tell you? Ill start out with a couple




Corvette= I won in life and i have retired, im only 50 and i still get laid.

Camaro = I dont care if it is a ******* garbage-can as long as it has an LS1.

Mustang = I'm banging the camaro guys girlfriend cause she cant stand riding in a fast trashcan.

WRX STI = I like the import tuner scene, but i cant stand ricers

VW Beetle = I like cute things and cannot be taken seriously

Jetta - Im a conciencus and politically active college student.

Neon SRT-4, I wish i had the street cred of the STI's and EVo's however I will defend my gay *** neon to the junkyard.


hahahah kudos for that post
 
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Old 05-08-2008, 01:01 AM
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Lol, I love the neon srt-4 one.
 
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:18 AM
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Any Ferrari = I want everyone to want to be me
 
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:33 AM
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lol another great post by jack, this is one of my favorites.
 
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:36 AM
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hahaha good one
 
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:58 AM
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Shelby 427 S/C cobra - bend over you are my bitch!!
 
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Old 05-08-2008, 07:14 PM
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i don think jack has ever posted ANYTHING that hasnt made me chuckle.....yet again jack. U DA MAN!
 
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Old 05-08-2008, 07:21 PM
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haha all so true and accurate
 
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Old 05-08-2008, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Dream
i don think jack has ever posted ANYTHING that hasnt made me chuckle.....yet again jack. U DA MAN!
lol, +1
 
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Old 05-08-2008, 07:49 PM
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HUM-V. I get 9 miles for every bald eagle i shove down the gas can, and i use a pandaskin oil filter. Shove it up your *** EARTH!

Scion XB, I know it looks like a stack of boxes, but it makes me look like a Dj... doesent it?... Deejay?... they think im a ... dj?

Pt Cruiser - I love to spend 10k over msrp on "Fad" cars that nobody wants to see after 1 year of production.

Jaguar (newer model) I think im a badass cause I blew a shitload of money on poorly constructed shitheap because 10 years ago Jaguar had a good name.

Jaguar (Oldschool) Im a badass cause i drive a jaguar... I better be at least, i mean hell i just dropped 8.5 grand to replace the alternator.

Mini Cooper,.. I cant believe it, i finally dug myself out of the hold with the PT Cruiser just to drop 10k over MSRP for something even lamer. I hate myself.

Charger SRT-8. I am 40 years old, i have a family, now get the **** out of our way or we will all kick your ***. I am the guy who beats the **** out pf people at the mini league games!

Aston Martin, I love the way my wifes **** look in this car. And the way my mistresses **** look in this car. And the way my girlfriends **** look in this car. . And the maid. and the baby sitter.

Dodge Viper - It would be easier to tell you which women i HAVENT nailed.

Mitsubishi Lancer EVO.... No seriously this thing is at LEAST as fast as a WRX STI! No, its an Evo. No not EVIL, EV-O! Yeah come on, what do you mean you have never heared of it? Sedan? This thing is fast! Take me seriously Dammit!

Pontiac Solstice, Well Slap my *** and call me Bruce! check out that Hot guy in the Thaturn Thky!!

Saturn Sky, oHHH That hawt burly man of a man in that Pontiac Tholstith can swing from my pole all night long!

BMW M5,.... HEY ****, GET YER GAY *** MIATA WANNABE BITCHMOBILES OUT OF MY WAY!
 
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Old 05-08-2008, 07:57 PM
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dude how do you think of this stuff, you should make a book of this or some thing.
 
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lmao
 
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Old 05-08-2008, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by JackThe Ripper
HUM-V. I get 9 miles for every bald eagle i shove down the gas can, and i use a pandaskin oil filter. Shove it up your *** EARTH!

Scion XB, I know it looks like a stack of boxes, but it makes me look like a Dj... doesent it?... Deejay?... they think im a ... dj?

Pt Cruiser - I love to spend 10k over msrp on "Fad" cars that nobody wants to see after 1 year of production.

Jaguar (newer model) I think im a badass cause I blew a shitload of money on poorly constructed shitheap because 10 years ago Jaguar had a good name.

Jaguar (Oldschool) Im a badass cause i drive a jaguar... I better be at least, i mean hell i just dropped 8.5 grand to replace the alternator.

Mini Cooper,.. I cant believe it, i finally dug myself out of the hold with the PT Cruiser just to drop 10k over MSRP for something even lamer. I hate myself.

Charger SRT-8. I am 40 years old, i have a family, now get the **** out of our way or we will all kick your ***. I am the guy who beats the **** out pf people at the mini league games!

Aston Martin, I love the way my wifes **** look in this car. And the way my mistresses **** look in this car. And the way my girlfriends **** look in this car. . And the maid. and the baby sitter.

Dodge Viper - It would be easier to tell you which women i HAVENT nailed.

Mitsubishi Lancer EVO.... No seriously this thing is at LEAST as fast as a WRX STI! No, its an Evo. No not EVIL, EV-O! Yeah come on, what do you mean you have never heared of it? Sedan? This thing is fast! Take me seriously Dammit!

Pontiac Solstice, Well Slap my *** and call me Bruce! check out that Hot guy in the Thaturn Thky!!

Saturn Sky, oHHH That hawt burly man of a man in that Pontiac Tholstith can swing from my pole all night long!

BMW M5,.... HEY ****, GET YER GAY *** MIATA WANNABE BITCHMOBILES OUT OF MY WAY!


AHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL
 
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