Cars that Inspire
 

I dunno about you all, but i see a lot of cars that inspire emotions and those are what i normally reffer to as "Statement Cars"

The kind of car that tells you something about the driver.

Thought this might be an interesting topic.

When you see somebody driving a car, what does that car tell you? Ill start out with a couple




Corvette= I won in life and i have retired, im only 50 and i still get laid.

Camaro = I dont care if it is a fucking garbage-can as long as it has an LS1.

Mustang = I'm banging the camaro guys girlfriend cause she cant stand riding in a fast trashcan.

WRX STI = I like the import tuner scene, but i cant stand ricers

VW Beetle = I like cute things and cannot be taken seriously

Jetta - Im a conciencus and politically active college student.

Neon SRT-4, I wish i had the street cred of the STI's and EVo's however I will defend my gay ass neon to the junkyard.

hahahah kudos for that post

Lol, I love the neon srt-4 one.

Any Ferrari = I want everyone to want to be me

lol another great post by jack, this is one of my favorites.

hahaha good one

Shelby 427 S/C cobra - bend over you are my bitch!!

i don think jack has ever posted ANYTHING that hasnt made me chuckle.....yet again jack. U DA MAN! :D

haha all so true and accurate

lol, +1

HUM-V. I get 9 miles for every bald eagle i shove down the gas can, and i use a pandaskin oil filter. Shove it up your ass EARTH!

Scion XB, I know it looks like a stack of boxes, but it makes me look like a Dj... doesent it?... Deejay?... they think im a ... dj?

Pt Cruiser - I love to spend 10k over msrp on "Fad" cars that nobody wants to see after 1 year of production.

Jaguar (newer model) I think im a badass cause I blew a shitload of money on poorly constructed shitheap because 10 years ago Jaguar had a good name.

Jaguar (Oldschool) Im a badass cause i drive a jaguar... I better be at least, i mean hell i just dropped 8.5 grand to replace the alternator.

Mini Cooper,.. I cant believe it, i finally dug myself out of the hold with the PT Cruiser just to drop 10k over MSRP for something even lamer. I hate myself.

Charger SRT-8. I am 40 years old, i have a family, now get the fuck out of our way or we will all kick your ass. I am the guy who beats the shit out pf people at the mini league games!

Aston Martin, I love the way my wifes tits look in this car. And the way my mistresses tits look in this car. And the way my girlfriends tits look in this car. . And the maid. and the baby sitter.

Dodge Viper - It would be easier to tell you which women i HAVENT nailed.

Mitsubishi Lancer EVO.... No seriously this thing is at LEAST as fast as a WRX STI! No, its an Evo. No not EVIL, EV-O! Yeah come on, what do you mean you have never heared of it? Sedan? This thing is fast! Take me seriously Dammit!

Pontiac Solstice, Well Slap my ass and call me Bruce! check out that Hot guy in the Thaturn Thky!!

Saturn Sky, oHHH That hawt burly man of a man in that Pontiac Tholstith can swing from my pole all night long!

BMW M5,.... HEY FAGS, GET YER GAY ASS MIATA WANNABE BITCHMOBILES OUT OF MY WAY!

dude how do you think of this stuff, you should make a book of this or some thing.

lmao

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