So Im chillin at work tonight, I had just gotten all my **** done, the restaurant was closed and Im waiting to clock out. Well this dude comes in at about 10 something, looking like the ******* powerman 5000 singer after he had just had a bad acid trip. Well Im like whatever, and I go out front to smoke...well Im assuming someone told him we were closed, and as he leaves, I see him get into this god awful piece of **** 1990 something dodge stratus that had a ******* shitty fake plastic hoodscoop, and a dragon decal on the hood, and nos stickers on his windows. Now, Im sitting here trying to think of how Im going to describe this car....I mean...does that make it rice? Cause its...a dodge. But its certainly not muscle. But the funniest thing about this crappy ******* car, was when he pulled away...I saw this ******* stainless steel exhaust tip bolted onto his stock tip, and it was sticking out like 7 ****** inches. Thats what really killed me....I just dont understand what the **** is going through peoples heads sometimes.

 

Any car can be riced out, don't care if it's a Honda or a Lambo. Did you laugh very loud and point as you were doing so? If not, you failed.

 

Well you see. I would have...but the plastic hoodscoop actually caught fire and engulfed the whole car in flames as he drove out of the parkinglot and he was burned to death maily due to the fact that his head was covered in about 12 lbs of hair products.

Or so I imagined. : D

 

haaahaha lol

 

 

DUDE....I know...





Ive definately seen the guy come into where I work before...infact I think it was like last week. But Im hoping he shows up again soon. Ive got my camera (thank god for christmas.) in my car, and Im ready to ******* snap that ****. His car is so ridiculous looking.