Non living things have a gender!!!!!
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Non living things have a gender!!!!!
Subject: You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; for example...
1) Ziploc Bags -- are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers -- are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tires -- are Male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloons -- are Male, because, to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges -- are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Pages -- are Female, because they're always getting hit on.
7) Subways -- are Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglasses -- are Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammers -- are Male, because they haven't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but are handy to have around.
10) Remote Controls -- are Female. Ha! You thought they'd be male. However consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying
1) Ziploc Bags -- are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers -- are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tires -- are Male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloons -- are Male, because, to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges -- are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Pages -- are Female, because they're always getting hit on.
7) Subways -- are Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglasses -- are Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammers -- are Male, because they haven't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but are handy to have around.
10) Remote Controls -- are Female. Ha! You thought they'd be male. However consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying
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