Joke of the day:Why I Fired My Secretary.
>Subject: WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY
> >WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY > > > LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP > THAT MORNING. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE >WOULD BE > PLEASANT AND SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT >FOR > ME.AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE >"HAPPY > BIRTHDAY." I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE >KIDS WILL > REMEMBER. MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD.SO >WHEN I > LEFT FOR THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT >DESPONDENT. > > > AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID, "GOOD MORNING, > BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST >SOMEONE > HAD REMEMBERED. > > > I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND >SAID, > "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR >BIRTHDAY, > LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME." I SAID, "THANKS >JANE,THAT'S > THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. LET'S GO!" > > > WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO. WE > DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO > MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY. > > > ON THE WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A > BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?" I > RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?" SHE >SAID,"LET'S > GO TO MY APARTMENT." > > > AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, >"BOSS,IF > YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A >MOMENT.I'LL > BE RIGHT BACK." > > > "OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED. > > > SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SHE CAME > OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS,AND > DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY". > > > AND I JUST SAT THERE... > > ON THE COUCH... > > NAKED. > |
Ouch... :o
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LOL....I like that one.
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