Fat chicks need love too... but they gotta pay


Right Steeda?

 

Is that why i have an undeniable attraction to your mom?




and yes, they do have to pay. giggity.

 

Quite possibly.....


That's definitely bad karma points for me... lmfao

 

hahaha. Where does the calf fat end, and the ankle fat begin? I don't know, that's the fun.

 

i'd still devour her no-no spot!!

 

If I were him I'd use the lawsuit money to have a horse d*ck attached to my body. Even if it didn't work, at least you still have something to impress the ladies.

 

Maybe that's why she's so fat now.. Guys kept her in that position so long that she never had a chance to exercise properly

 

Ugh...speaking of fat chics....
You know what pisses me off? A fat chic with a really hot face.
Its like, "She'll look so hot when she loses her 'baby fat' !" and then that little voice chimes in my head saying..."That'll never happen."

Man, it just really boils my butterscotch.

 

id **** the **** out of fat J.S. lol.


For 25 million and a year of M.F and J.S. i think id chop my **** off too. Besides you barely use it after 40.

 

leave it to spinz to post a thread about dicks

 

bwaaahahahaha.... seriously tho... Welcome to Miami.

 

Wtf?? lol

Very unfortunate story, btw.

 

LOL, Bullshit. My tube snake still get's hard almost every morning. Even when I don't need to use it for that purpose. Then it just comes in handy. I will rue the day when my johnson loses the ability to get the job done.. I couldn't think of anything worse than losing it "completely". not even a softie, just a smoothe bump. At least "if" it stops functioning properly, it's still there and, like mine, very much a handfull. I would want at least that.. That would suck to lose your *****. I couldn't imagine the horror of that. Might as well put on some high heels and a blonde wig, and make some money..

 

lol That sounds like a horrible idea, i'd be concerned about how my junk would look if it was cut off then sewed back on , let alone some kind of misscolored franken-horse ***** that every time i got a stiffy all the blood rushed from my head and i pass out. not to mention it would take some kindof freaky woman to be turned on by a horse sized delapitated science experament ding-ding attached to your body.

 

All I have to say is that it sucks to be that guy and that this is the funniest smiley ever.

 

Id pound her fat ***....2 times.....and maybe even spoon that **** afterwords. Like chris rock said "id **** the arm fat on that hoe"

and if i lost my **** id prolly live in seclusion just like that guy....then die a slow excrutiating death....this thread just depressed me

 

i almost cried, but when you think about it they can make girls into guys then couldn't they fix a guy back to being a guy? and if the guy wins the lawsuit as well as his wife winning hers they'd be rich as **** and then he could fix his stuff and they'd both be happy again...

 

I agree, this thread is most depressing. I'm just gonna spend the next few days with my hand on my ***** to protect it. Al Bundy style. Hand down pants and relax, it's safe now..

 

LOL. And yeah, Jessica Simpson is fat nowadays. But look at it this way.. Now she's even bustier