tooo effing funny, i knwo its wrong but i just had to laugh. Only in miami
 

http://www.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/MI130184/

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CORAL GABLES, Fla. (WSVN) -- A nightmare under the knife has drastically changed a South Florida man's life, and now he plans to sue his doctor.
Enrique Milla said he just wanted to keep the spark alive in his marriage. Instead, he said he was left with absolutely nothing when he lost his penis during penile implant surgery. "This is a man who has been married for more than 25 years. It's affected his loved ones. Unfortunately, now he lives in seclusion. He can't work," said attorney Spencer Aronfeld. "A penis to man is their essence of who they are."
Milla, a diabetic, suffered from erectile dysfunction. He went to a South Florida hospital for a penile implant. He says blood flow was cut off, the penis decayed and he developed gangrene. As a result, the majority of his penis had to be removed. "When you do a surgery, especially on one's penis, it's contra-indicated to do it on someone who has diabetes," said Aronfeld. "As a result, this man lost his penis. He will essentially go through the rest of his life without a penis."
We spoke with a urologist unrelated to this case. He said, if diabetes is not controlled, any surgery has risks. "Diabetics, as such, are more prone to infections," said Dr. Sanjay Radzan. "He must have heard about that. People get gangrene, people get infections and abscesses everywhere, especially when the diabetes is not controlled. Now, in the face of a foreign body out there, this is heightened."
"I know that Mr. Milla wants his story out there," said Aronfeld, "but this story is so difficult to tell, that it's hard for him to be here, and he's asked his brother to speak on his behalf."
Milla's brother only speaks Spanish, so Aronfeld translated: "He said it has been very, very difficult for his brother. He has been unable to work. He has suffered a lot of self esteem issues. He has trouble sleeping, and it's impacted his relationship with his family."
So where else does a man who has been deprived of his manhood go from here but to court.
Milla's attorney walked into the Coral Gables Courthouse to make it official. "I have been doing this for nearly 20 years, and I have never seen a case like this before," Aronfeld said. "It will be difficult for anyone that hears this, particularly men, to imagine what life will be like for Mr. Milla, not having a penis."
The lawsuit is not only on behalf of Milla but his wife as well. She says she has lost the services of her husband."

That is one of the most terrible things I have ever read.

effing funny? what are you, five??

+1

Thats what happens when you are raised with ye ole silver spoon.

I too fail to see the humor in this story. I hope the poor guy finds something to make him happy.

poor dude.

I'd just shoot myself

yeah that fucking sucks.

+100,009,230,001.996321

I was thinking the same thing.... No amount of money won by the lawsuit could bring you any kind of the same pleasure that was lost. :eek:

Exactly. That is the worst thing in the world that could happen to a man.

I'd probably sacrifice my dong for a year straight of sex with megan fox, and jessica simpson, and 25 million dollars cash.

oh man....... i can't even begin to imagine what i would do if that ever happened to me

wow. a new level.

O fuck! Y would this guy EVER let this story out. I would get a nice sawed off 12 ga. and end it. Even if the guy gets more money than Bill Gates what good is?

thats what u get for not being proud of what you have, god takes it away.

EDIT - "The lawsuit is not only on behalf of Milla but his wife as well. She says she has lost the services of her husband." THATS THE FUNNY PART! Shes suing him too.

Sounds to me like she pressured her husband into it, personally if i was a judge I'd rule in the doctors favor. And I'm sure the wife put him up to the implant, people are idiots.

well..you win the most retarded thing I've heard in a while award.

i find this thread funny.lol

+1

That's what happens when you get greedy and want more! You lose it all!

Just cause the plastic surgeon thinks he is God does not really make it so.


yah im pretty damn sure God had little or nothing to do with this.

lol...

If he was whining about his dick and a meteor that resembled the virgin mary came crashing in from outerspace and slammed into his dick, then maybe i would accept the whole god thing in this case.

just being real. im not sure if i could actually do it, but it would sound seriously tempting.

fuck man, megan fox and 25mil?

id be tempted too

lol

jessica simpson could watch.

lolz

http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content...st-2-20-07.jpg


Only watch?

Not I said the fly.

Tell you what Id do.....

Id plow megan fox, and jessica simpson for a year, take the 25 mil, and dip the fuck out before they could take my junk.

J.S. and M.F. could come too if they want. haha.

thats probably a better idea than i had.

Umm.. Have you seen Jessica Simpson lately bro?

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And MHO about the 25 mil + megan fox... No amount of money or any girl would be worth losing your dick..

It was definitely just the pants she was wearing. any girl gunna look fat as shit wearing mom jeans.

Her pants made her face, arms, chin, gut, everything else fat?... Don't think so.

She is definitely nowhere near as good looking as she used to be. Like from a strong 7.5-8 down to like a 4-5, maybe..

She's been in the media recently, on talk shows and shit, shes not fat. lol.

Steeda likes fat chicks.




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