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Old 09-01-2009 | 12:40 AM
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CORAL GABLES, Fla. (WSVN) -- A nightmare under the knife has drastically changed a South Florida man's life, and now he plans to sue his doctor.
Enrique Milla said he just wanted to keep the spark alive in his marriage. Instead, he said he was left with absolutely nothing when he lost his ***** during penile implant surgery. "This is a man who has been married for more than 25 years. It's affected his loved ones. Unfortunately, now he lives in seclusion. He can't work," said attorney Spencer Aronfeld. "A ***** to man is their essence of who they are."
Milla, a diabetic, suffered from erectile dysfunction. He went to a South Florida hospital for a penile implant. He says blood flow was cut off, the ***** decayed and he developed gangrene. As a result, the majority of his ***** had to be removed. "When you do a surgery, especially on one's *****, it's contra-indicated to do it on someone who has diabetes," said Aronfeld. "As a result, this man lost his *****. He will essentially go through the rest of his life without a *****."
We spoke with a urologist unrelated to this case. He said, if diabetes is not controlled, any surgery has risks. "Diabetics, as such, are more prone to infections," said Dr. Sanjay Radzan. "He must have heard about that. People get gangrene, people get infections and abscesses everywhere, especially when the diabetes is not controlled. Now, in the face of a foreign body out there, this is heightened."
"I know that Mr. Milla wants his story out there," said Aronfeld, "but this story is so difficult to tell, that it's hard for him to be here, and he's asked his brother to speak on his behalf."
Milla's brother only speaks Spanish, so Aronfeld translated: "He said it has been very, very difficult for his brother. He has been unable to work. He has suffered a lot of self esteem issues. He has trouble sleeping, and it's impacted his relationship with his family."
So where else does a man who has been deprived of his manhood go from here but to court.
Milla's attorney walked into the Coral Gables Courthouse to make it official. "I have been doing this for nearly 20 years, and I have never seen a case like this before," Aronfeld said. "It will be difficult for anyone that hears this, particularly men, to imagine what life will be like for Mr. Milla, not having a *****."
The lawsuit is not only on behalf of Milla but his wife as well. She says she has lost the services of her husband."
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 05:39 AM
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That is one of the most terrible things I have ever read.
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 07:00 AM
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effing funny? what are you, five??
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by jseven
effing funny? what are you, five??
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Thats what happens when you are raised with ye ole silver spoon.
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 10:15 AM
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I too fail to see the humor in this story. I hope the poor guy finds something to make him happy.
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 10:47 AM
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poor dude.
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 11:04 AM
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I'd just shoot myself
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 11:39 AM
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yeah that ******* sucks.
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Badfish
I'd just shoot myself
+100,009,230,001.996321

I was thinking the same thing.... No amount of money won by the lawsuit could bring you any kind of the same pleasure that was lost.
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by WNRacing
+100,009,230,001.996321

I was thinking the same thing.... No amount of money won by the lawsuit could bring you any kind of the same pleasure that was lost.
Exactly. That is the worst thing in the world that could happen to a man.
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 12:57 PM
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I'd probably sacrifice my dong for a year straight of sex with megan fox, and jessica simpson, and 25 million dollars cash.
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 01:18 PM
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oh man....... i can't even begin to imagine what i would do if that ever happened to me
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Steeda97
I'd probably sacrifice my dong for a year straight of sex with megan fox, and jessica simpson, and 25 million dollars cash.
wow. a new level.
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 01:48 PM
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O ****! Y would this guy EVER let this story out. I would get a nice sawed off 12 ga. and end it. Even if the guy gets more money than Bill Gates what good is?
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 01:52 PM
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thats what u get for not being proud of what you have, god takes it away.

EDIT - "The lawsuit is not only on behalf of Milla but his wife as well. She says she has lost the services of her husband." THATS THE FUNNY PART! Shes suing him too.

Sounds to me like she pressured her husband into it, personally if i was a judge I'd rule in the doctors favor. And I'm sure the wife put him up to the implant, people are idiots.
 

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Old 09-01-2009 | 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by krenogin
thats what u get for not being proud of what you have, god takes it away.
well..you win the most retarded thing I've heard in a while award.
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 03:17 PM
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i find this thread funny.lol
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by krenogin
thats what u get for not being proud of what you have, god takes it away.
+1

That's what happens when you get greedy and want more! You lose it all!
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by krenogin
thats what u get for not being proud of what you have, god takes it away.
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Just cause the plastic surgeon thinks he is God does not really make it so.


yah im pretty damn sure God had little or nothing to do with this.

lol...

If he was whining about his dick and a meteor that resembled the virgin mary came crashing in from outerspace and slammed into his dick, then maybe i would accept the whole god thing in this case.
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by zigzagg321
wow. a new level.
just being real. im not sure if i could actually do it, but it would sound seriously tempting.
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Steeda97
just being real. im not sure if i could actually do it, but it would sound seriously tempting.
**** man, megan fox and 25mil?

id be tempted too

lol

jessica simpson could watch.

lolz
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 04:05 PM
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Only watch?
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Steeda97
im not sure if i could actually do it, but it would sound seriously tempting.

Not I said the fly.
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 04:28 PM
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Tell you what Id do.....

Id plow megan fox, and jessica simpson for a year, take the 25 mil, and dip the **** out before they could take my junk.

J.S. and M.F. could come too if they want. haha.
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 04:43 PM
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thats probably a better idea than i had.
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 05:13 PM
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Umm.. Have you seen Jessica Simpson lately bro?

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And MHO about the 25 mil + megan fox... No amount of money or any girl would be worth losing your dick..
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 05:14 PM
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It was definitely just the pants she was wearing. any girl gunna look fat as **** wearing mom jeans.
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 05:18 PM
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Her pants made her face, arms, chin, gut, everything else fat?... Don't think so.

She is definitely nowhere near as good looking as she used to be. Like from a strong 7.5-8 down to like a 4-5, maybe..
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 05:20 PM
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She's been in the media recently, on talk shows and ****, shes not fat. lol.
 
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Old 09-01-2009 | 05:26 PM
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Steeda likes fat chicks.




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