tooo effing funny, i knwo its wrong but i just had to laugh. Only in miami
#35
i'd still devour her no-no spot!!
#36
If I were him I'd use the lawsuit money to have a horse d*ck attached to my body. Even if it didn't work, at least you still have something to impress the ladies.
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#38
Ugh...speaking of fat chics....
You know what pisses me off? A fat chic with a really hot face.
Its like, "She'll look so hot when she loses her 'baby fat' !" and then that little voice chimes in my head saying..."That'll never happen."
Man, it just really boils my butterscotch.
You know what pisses me off? A fat chic with a really hot face.
Its like, "She'll look so hot when she loses her 'baby fat' !" and then that little voice chimes in my head saying..."That'll never happen."
Man, it just really boils my butterscotch.
#42
Ugh...speaking of fat chics....
You know what pisses me off? A fat chic with a really hot face.
Its like, "She'll look so hot when she loses her 'baby fat' !" and then that little voice chimes in my head saying..."That'll never happen."
Man, it just really boils my butterscotch.
You know what pisses me off? A fat chic with a really hot face.
Its like, "She'll look so hot when she loses her 'baby fat' !" and then that little voice chimes in my head saying..."That'll never happen."
Man, it just really boils my butterscotch.
Very unfortunate story, btw.
#43
LOL, Bullshit. My tube snake still get's hard almost every morning. Even when I don't need to use it for that purpose. Then it just comes in handy. I will rue the day when my johnson loses the ability to get the job done.. I couldn't think of anything worse than losing it "completely". not even a softie, just a smoothe bump. At least "if" it stops functioning properly, it's still there and, like mine, very much a handfull. I would want at least that.. That would suck to lose your *****. I couldn't imagine the horror of that. Might as well put on some high heels and a blonde wig, and make some money..
#44
lol That sounds like a horrible idea, i'd be concerned about how my junk would look if it was cut off then sewed back on , let alone some kind of misscolored franken-horse ***** that every time i got a stiffy all the blood rushed from my head and i pass out. not to mention it would take some kindof freaky woman to be turned on by a horse sized delapitated science experament ding-ding attached to your body.
Last edited by INtZ; 09-03-2009 at 01:07 AM.
#46
Id pound her fat ***....2 times.....and maybe even spoon that **** afterwords. Like chris rock said "id **** the arm fat on that hoe"
and if i lost my **** id prolly live in seclusion just like that guy....then die a slow excrutiating death....this thread just depressed me
Last edited by the gillz; 09-03-2009 at 06:48 AM.
#47
i almost cried, but when you think about it they can make girls into guys then couldn't they fix a guy back to being a guy? and if the guy wins the lawsuit as well as his wife winning hers they'd be rich as **** and then he could fix his stuff and they'd both be happy again...
#49
lol That sounds like a horrible idea, i'd be concerned about how my junk would look if it was cut off then sewed back on , let alone some kind of misscolored franken-horse ***** that every time i got a stiffy all the blood rushed from my head and i pass out. not to mention it would take some kindof freaky woman to be turned on by a horse sized delapitated science experament ding-ding attached to your body.
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