Ricer Excuses
#5
"Oh, my 3,125hp Mustang is in the shop so I had to drive this thing today..."
"My cat got stuck in my engine and its intestines got wrapped inside the motor..."
"My transmission fell out after I beat that GT500 yesterday."
"A hobo is living inside my exhaust so I had to take it easy..."
"My mom won't let me drive it over 50mph..."
"My flux capacitor broke yesterday and my new one hasn't came in yet..."
In all seriousness, I don't bother with ricers. Waste of gas, waste of time. Not to mention that street racing is bullshit.
"My cat got stuck in my engine and its intestines got wrapped inside the motor..."
"My transmission fell out after I beat that GT500 yesterday."
"A hobo is living inside my exhaust so I had to take it easy..."
"My mom won't let me drive it over 50mph..."
"My flux capacitor broke yesterday and my new one hasn't came in yet..."
In all seriousness, I don't bother with ricers. Waste of gas, waste of time. Not to mention that street racing is bullshit.
#6
"Oh, my 3,125hp Mustang is in the shop so I had to drive this thing today..."
"My cat got stuck in my engine and its intestines got wrapped inside the motor..."
"My transmission fell out after I beat that GT500 yesterday."
"A hobo is living inside my exhaust so I had to take it easy..."
"My mom won't let me drive it over 50mph..."
"My flux capacitor broke yesterday and my new one hasn't came in yet..."
In all seriousness, I don't bother with ricers. Waste of gas, waste of time. Not to mention that street racing is bullshit.
"My cat got stuck in my engine and its intestines got wrapped inside the motor..."
"My transmission fell out after I beat that GT500 yesterday."
"A hobo is living inside my exhaust so I had to take it easy..."
"My mom won't let me drive it over 50mph..."
"My flux capacitor broke yesterday and my new one hasn't came in yet..."
In all seriousness, I don't bother with ricers. Waste of gas, waste of time. Not to mention that street racing is bullshit.
#7
street racing is lame.....filled with slow cars.
the talented drivers, and the fast cars are at the racetrack...
#15
The best thing you can do to a true ricer, ( you know the type ) Honda civics and stuff with an ugly *** paint job and ill fitting body kit, and that gaawd awful fart can sticking out the back. The best thing to do is just look over and start laughing your *** off. Pointing and laughing also sends a message to them.. When my son is with me we both point and laugh and shake our heads in amusement.
#16
But, that's not all street racing is. Street racing also incorporates just driving on the street, pulling up to someone in a cobra/z06/gt500, etc revving your engine and racing.
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