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Old Jan 2, 2009 | 10:35 AM
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So whats the best excuse you have heard from a ricer after killing them in a race? I've heard "I don't have second gear."
 
Old Jan 2, 2009 | 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by cole
So whats the best excuse you have heard from a ricer after killing them in a race? I've heard "I don't have second gear."
I wouldnt know I dont race....
 
Old Jan 2, 2009 | 12:36 PM
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Old Jan 2, 2009 | 12:49 PM
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I don't race either. I don't have to race to prove myself.
 
Old Jan 2, 2009 | 01:12 PM
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"Oh, my 3,125hp Mustang is in the shop so I had to drive this thing today..."
"My cat got stuck in my engine and its intestines got wrapped inside the motor..."
"My transmission fell out after I beat that GT500 yesterday."
"A hobo is living inside my exhaust so I had to take it easy..."
"My mom won't let me drive it over 50mph..."
"My flux capacitor broke yesterday and my new one hasn't came in yet..."

In all seriousness, I don't bother with ricers. Waste of gas, waste of time. Not to mention that street racing is bullshit.
 
Old Jan 2, 2009 | 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Black Sunshine
"Oh, my 3,125hp Mustang is in the shop so I had to drive this thing today..."
"My cat got stuck in my engine and its intestines got wrapped inside the motor..."
"My transmission fell out after I beat that GT500 yesterday."
"A hobo is living inside my exhaust so I had to take it easy..."
"My mom won't let me drive it over 50mph..."
"My flux capacitor broke yesterday and my new one hasn't came in yet..."

In all seriousness, I don't bother with ricers. Waste of gas, waste of time. Not to mention that street racing is bullshit.
lol.i thought i was the only one that heard those
 
Old Jan 2, 2009 | 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by cole
So whats the best excuse you have heard from a ricer after killing them in a race? I've heard "I don't have second gear."

street racing is lame.....filled with slow cars.

the talented drivers, and the fast cars are at the racetrack...
 
Old Jan 2, 2009 | 03:19 PM
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well my excuse NOT to street race used to be " Gas is expensive and I aint wasting my gas on that POS." now I just have to admit, " Naw Im too scared to street race, Ive seen some ****"
 
Old Jan 2, 2009 | 03:42 PM
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I cant beat anything in my car......
 
Old Jan 2, 2009 | 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by afterhours
street racing is lame.....filled with slow cars.

the talented drivers, and the fast cars are at the racetrack...
Very true. I couldn't have said it better myself.
 
Old Jan 2, 2009 | 05:11 PM
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oops i hit the break pedal instead of the gas
 
Old Jan 2, 2009 | 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave04Mustang
oops i hit the break pedal instead of the gas
something familiar happened but he went in reverse instead of forward,lol
 
Old Jan 2, 2009 | 05:24 PM
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lol no joke this complete tard was in a v6 mustang and thought i had a v8 he says "well its not fair you have a v8 and i'm only a 6 cylinder" WTF! COMPLETE FAIL!
 
Old Jan 14, 2009 | 10:26 PM
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The most annoying thing about ricers are that they all pretty much sound like weedeaters to me.
 
Old Jan 14, 2009 | 10:47 PM
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The best thing you can do to a true ricer, ( you know the type ) Honda civics and stuff with an ugly *** paint job and ill fitting body kit, and that gaawd awful fart can sticking out the back. The best thing to do is just look over and start laughing your *** off. Pointing and laughing also sends a message to them.. When my son is with me we both point and laugh and shake our heads in amusement.
 
Old Jan 15, 2009 | 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by afterhours
street racing is lame.....filled with slow cars.

the talented drivers, and the fast cars are at the racetrack...
Not true. If you go to organized street races, then yes.

But, that's not all street racing is. Street racing also incorporates just driving on the street, pulling up to someone in a cobra/z06/gt500, etc revving your engine and racing.
 
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