Rice Racing Excuses:
#1
03-28-2006, 09:29 AM
Rice Racing Excuses:
[ Ricer Racing Excuses]
1. But you have 4 cylinders more than me!
2. Boost isn't working properly.
3. Its not tuned to race.
4. My oversized tacho doesn't work so I can't change properly.
5. I wasn't concentrating I was comparing Milo tin exhausts on that Excel across the road.
6. It's my sisters car and she wont let me race (but I would beat you anyway)
7. My G-Tech says my 2.0L Prelude DOHC runs 11.7 so it's not worth running you.
8. Its too hot - the intercooler won't work efficiently.
9. Oh you were racing?
10. Mum thought my Swift was a safer car.
11. My NISMO sticker fell off my window automatic 50rwkw loss
12. My aftermarket 24 inch wheels won't let me go over 3500rpm
13. My 15 year old Girlfriend doesn't like me racing.
14. I can't my mum is in the car.
15. I just got my P's so I don't want to lose my licence.
16. I don't race SS's you might be a cop.
17. The canary for my neons makes me slower.
18. My blue light cluster blinded me so I missed a gear (in an auto Lancer).
19. Its a cruiser not a racer...
20. Its only a 4cyl but I brag that I beat 6's like 202's
21. These 19 inch rims on my Lancer a too expensive.
22. My 4 15inch subs are too loud couldn't hear you take off.
23 My front mount isn't positioned right.
24. My homemade induction is blocked
25. When I get a tune I will run 11's
26. My Lancer is speed limited to 60km/h
27. My Big fog lights weigh the car down too much.
28. I was running low boost.
29. But my mum said it was quick.
30. But you have 3.7L more than me.
31. My FWD LSD was playing up.
32. I missed 2nd gear (in an Auto).
33. I need another gauge then I will be faster.
34. My Alternator is playing up so I've lost power
35. But Habib said my Mirage has 270rwhp.
36. I missed timed the push button for my NOS.
37. But my 4 15inch sub magnets, the 6x9's and the 50 amps in my car slow me down.
38. I didn't know you had gone all I could see was a cloud of smoke.
39. I don't have the tools to take my headlight out.
40. My sister's cat keeps climbing in the exhaust.
1. But you have 4 cylinders more than me!
2. Boost isn't working properly.
3. Its not tuned to race.
4. My oversized tacho doesn't work so I can't change properly.
5. I wasn't concentrating I was comparing Milo tin exhausts on that Excel across the road.
6. It's my sisters car and she wont let me race (but I would beat you anyway)
7. My G-Tech says my 2.0L Prelude DOHC runs 11.7 so it's not worth running you.
8. Its too hot - the intercooler won't work efficiently.
9. Oh you were racing?
10. Mum thought my Swift was a safer car.
11. My NISMO sticker fell off my window automatic 50rwkw loss
12. My aftermarket 24 inch wheels won't let me go over 3500rpm
13. My 15 year old Girlfriend doesn't like me racing.
14. I can't my mum is in the car.
15. I just got my P's so I don't want to lose my licence.
16. I don't race SS's you might be a cop.
17. The canary for my neons makes me slower.
18. My blue light cluster blinded me so I missed a gear (in an auto Lancer).
19. Its a cruiser not a racer...
20. Its only a 4cyl but I brag that I beat 6's like 202's
21. These 19 inch rims on my Lancer a too expensive.
22. My 4 15inch subs are too loud couldn't hear you take off.
23 My front mount isn't positioned right.
24. My homemade induction is blocked
25. When I get a tune I will run 11's
26. My Lancer is speed limited to 60km/h
27. My Big fog lights weigh the car down too much.
28. I was running low boost.
29. But my mum said it was quick.
30. But you have 3.7L more than me.
31. My FWD LSD was playing up.
32. I missed 2nd gear (in an Auto).
33. I need another gauge then I will be faster.
34. My Alternator is playing up so I've lost power
35. But Habib said my Mirage has 270rwhp.
36. I missed timed the push button for my NOS.
37. But my 4 15inch sub magnets, the 6x9's and the 50 amps in my car slow me down.
38. I didn't know you had gone all I could see was a cloud of smoke.
39. I don't have the tools to take my headlight out.
40. My sister's cat keeps climbing in the exhaust.
#4
03-28-2006, 09:41 AM
Originally Posted by GREG@94GT
you wish 
dude im serious. just watch 2fast2furiuous. the guy with the skyline with nos beat those punk muscle cars. its a proven fact
theres no replacement for displacement. but theres also no replacement for NOS:loser:
#5
03-28-2006, 09:41 AM
Originally Posted by fiveOHkilla
#41 Oh my ugly black pos GT with aftermarket rims is just slower than a v6 with NOS. my bad!
Modified *cough*honda*coughFiberglass Hood: $3.95
15" Chrome Hub caps: $6.50 (K-mart was having a blue light special)
100 shot of nitrous: FREEBIE (stolen from dentist office, used old water hose from the barn to transmit the "NOS")
Realizing that the 18 wheeler that hauled your house from the sale lot to the location it's in now got there quicker than you.......Pricless.
To some people Mustangs are a lifestyle....to others they're......well.....they're just this:
#6
03-28-2006, 09:43 AM
Originally Posted by fiveOHkilla
NOS
I gotta call
on this person.....this has got to be an alter of someone on this board! NO one is this bad!
#7
03-28-2006, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by fiveOHkilla
dude im serious. just watch 2fast2furiuous. the guy with the skyline with nos beat those punk muscle cars. its a proven fact
theres no replacement for displacement. but theres also no replacement for NOS:loser:
theres no replacement for displacement. but theres also no replacement for NOS:loser:
2FAST2FURIOUS... yer a ***... learn a thing or 2 about cars...
oh yeh... thats like thinkin that all the **** from starwars can be done... retard
#8
03-28-2006, 09:46 AM
Originally Posted by Rabbit
100% proven fact you are a ricer. All nitrous is not considered NOS!
I gotta call on this person.....this has got to be an alter of someone on this board! NO one is this bad!
I gotta call
on this person.....this has got to be an alter of someone on this board! NO one is this bad!trust me bro. when i get home from school(lunch break is almost over) ill take a pic next to my car just so you sissies will shut up. dont be mad that a car that u say is ugly can also beat you in the 1/4 mile.
#9
03-28-2006, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by fiveOHkilla
trust me bro. when i get home from school(lunch break is almost over) ill take a pic next to my car just so you sissies will shut up. dont be mad that a car that u say is ugly can also beat you in the 1/4 mile.
#10
03-28-2006, 09:51 AM
Originally Posted by fiveOHkilla
trust me bro. when i get home from school(lunch break is almost over) ill take a pic next to my car just so you sissies will shut up. dont be mad that a car that u say is ugly can also beat you in the 1/4 mile.
hey bro, yo dey iz dis dude here named Dom, he's got this lil V6 stang. HE thinks he's all bad 'n shiznit. You should set up a race wit him. He'll even put money on it, yo up to how ever much you want to put up. You would smoke him with your 100 shot for real!
fo-shizzle, my rizzle dizzle nizzle!
#11
03-28-2006, 09:56 AM
Originally Posted by Rabbit
hey bro, yo dey iz dis dude here named Dom, he's got this lil V6 stang. HE thinks he's all bad 'n shiznit. You should set up a race wit him. He'll even put money on it, yo up to how ever much you want to put up. You would smoke him with your 100 shot for real!
fo-shizzle, my rizzle dizzle nizzle!
fo-shizzle, my rizzle dizzle nizzle!
tru thanks. ill keep my eye out
#13
03-28-2006, 09:59 AM
Originally Posted by Rabbit
hey bro, yo dey iz dis dude here named Dom, he's got this lil V6 stang. HE thinks he's all bad 'n shiznit. You should set up a race wit him. He'll even put money on it, yo up to how ever much you want to put up. You would smoke him with your 100 shot for real!
fo-shizzle, my rizzle dizzle nizzle!
fo-shizzle, my rizzle dizzle nizzle!
#14
03-28-2006, 10:05 AM
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LMAO bro, my 6er looks better then that riced out **** and cost me less... if you really wana tlak about nitrous, a 100 shot with full bolt ons and gears will only get a V6 into the mid 13's... thats with an AUto...
now tell me you got engine work and a TT and all that other ****...wait we know you don't cuz one you can't scoop air fromthat hood into any turbo applications...
and 2... i wana see this pic to prove you actually have the car, cuz i think your full of it...
now tell me you got engine work and a TT and all that other ****...wait we know you don't cuz one you can't scoop air fromthat hood into any turbo applications...
and 2... i wana see this pic to prove you actually have the car, cuz i think your full of it...
#15
03-28-2006, 10:07 AM
Jack Touched Me...I Cried
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Originally Posted by Rabbit
hey bro, yo dey iz dis dude here named Dom, he's got this lil V6 stang. HE thinks he's all bad 'n shiznit. You should set up a race wit him. He'll even put money on it, yo up to how ever much you want to put up. You would smoke him with your 100 shot for real!
fo-shizzle, my rizzle dizzle nizzle!
fo-shizzle, my rizzle dizzle nizzle!
#17
03-28-2006, 10:40 AM
I don't know why, but I think its greg or springs. We'll know when we see the pics of him standing next to the car, 10 bux says it'll be either a fat kid or a guy with a mullet -j/p
#18
03-28-2006, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by FritoBandito
I don't know why, but I think its greg or springs. We'll know when we see the pics of him standing next to the car, 10 bux says it'll be either a fat kid or a guy with a mullet -j/p
#20
03-29-2006, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by xpaeanx
so where are the pix? I have to see them.... I need a good laugh.....
you mean it can't!! 
*ends self*
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