Ricer Excuses
 

So whats the best excuse you have heard from a ricer after killing them in a race? I've heard "I don't have second gear."

I wouldnt know I dont race....

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I don't race either. I don't have to race to prove myself.

"Oh, my 3,125hp Mustang is in the shop so I had to drive this thing today..."
"My cat got stuck in my engine and its intestines got wrapped inside the motor..."
"My transmission fell out after I beat that GT500 yesterday."
"A hobo is living inside my exhaust so I had to take it easy..."
"My mom won't let me drive it over 50mph..."
"My flux capacitor broke yesterday and my new one hasn't came in yet..."

In all seriousness, I don't bother with ricers. Waste of gas, waste of time. Not to mention that street racing is bullshit.

lol.i thought i was the only one that heard those

street racing is lame.....filled with slow cars.

the talented drivers, and the fast cars are at the racetrack...

well my excuse NOT to street race used to be " Gas is expensive and I aint wasting my gas on that POS." now I just have to admit, " Naw Im too scared to street race, Ive seen some shit"

I cant beat anything in my car......

Very true. I couldn't have said it better myself.

oops i hit the break pedal instead of the gas :dunno:

something familiar happened but he went in reverse instead of forward,lol

lol no joke this complete tard was in a v6 mustang and thought i had a v8 he says "well its not fair you have a v8 and i'm only a 6 cylinder" WTF! COMPLETE FAIL!

The most annoying thing about ricers are that they all pretty much sound like weedeaters to me.

The best thing you can do to a true ricer, ( you know the type ) Honda civics and stuff with an ugly ass paint job and ill fitting body kit, and that gaawd awful fart can sticking out the back. The best thing to do is just look over and start laughing your ass off. Pointing and laughing also sends a message to them.. When my son is with me we both point and laugh and shake our heads in amusement. :p

Not true. If you go to organized street races, then yes.

But, that's not all street racing is. Street racing also incorporates just driving on the street, pulling up to someone in a cobra/z06/gt500, etc revving your engine and racing.