A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her
> vaginal lips reduced because they were loose and flapping. Out of
> embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the
> surgeon agreed.
>
> Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses
> carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in
> the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!
>
> "The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
> that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through
> this all by yourself.""The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me
> in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some
> time ago."
>
> "And what about the third rose?" she asked.
>
> "Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank
> you for his new ears."

 

ew
EDIT: Only reason I am up is because my school thinks it is hilarious to have all 2500 freshman register for winter term classes on the internet at the same time. You know the server prolly can only handle 1/5 of that... jesus

 

lol... not bad