Stupid NOOBE Questions

WaterDR · 06-17-2006, 05:21 AM

Come on, have a sense of humor. We have all either asked then, or wanted to ask them at pne time. But, these are some of my old time favorites that I have heard, or at leaast think I heard:

1 - Can some one tell me where the spark plugs are?

2 - How much boost can you make with RAM air?

3 - If I put auto tranny fluid in my 5 speed, will it shift by itself?

4 - Will hellium in my tires make my car lighter?

5 - I have the following mods: CAI, Flowmaster exhaust, chip, TB, PLenum, and gears. Do you think I am making 350 hp?

6 - I bought a s/c off Ebay from a guy who has a 2003 Cobra, He haid it works great. How do I install it on my 2000 GT?

Well, there are just a few. Now your turn.

GREG@SN95 · 06-17-2006, 10:28 AM

http://www.mustangboards.com/general...converter.html

dannyb785 · 06-17-2006, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GREG@SN95

http://www.mustangboards.com/general...converter.html

you.....little....bitch :bash:

Badfish · 06-17-2006, 10:32 AM

I'm guilty of #1...I've never delt with a car that has COPs before..leave me alone!

GREG@SN95 · 06-17-2006, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badfish

I'm guilty of #1...I've never delt with a car that has COPs before..leave me alone!

I guess i might be too hen... WTF are cops... (this is why i like old cars... i can work on them easy, lol)

GREG@SN95 · 06-17-2006, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dannyb785

you.....little....bitch :bash:

lmao... it was a stupid question... had to do it

*Lances03SVT* · 06-17-2006, 10:48 AM

Will 17x10's fit with the C spring's?? LMAO

*Lances03SVT* · 06-17-2006, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by GREG@SN95

http://www.mustangboards.com/general...converter.html

OMFG!!
Now that's funny

jjtgiants · 06-17-2006, 12:03 PM

#5 is my favorite! people crack me up with hp claims....especially ricers!

dannyb785 · 06-17-2006, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GREG@SN95

lmao... it was a stupid question... had to do it

how was it a stupid question??? hoenstly??? I know nothing about autos. Good f.ucking lord

GREG@SN95 · 06-17-2006, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dannyb785

how was it a stupid question??? hoenstly??? I know nothing about autos. Good f.ucking lord

I knew what a Torqu converter was since i was little... and I dont know jack **** about autos...

3V2000GT · 06-17-2006, 12:11 PM

ill be honest i ddint know what NA meant or IMO or BTW... ha ha

Badfish · 06-17-2006, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GREG@SN95

I guess i might be too hen... WTF are cops... (this is why i like old cars... i can work on them easy, lol)

coil over plugs

1 BAD S · 06-17-2006, 01:37 PM

Someone really asked #3? lol

WaterDR · 06-17-2006, 02:09 PM

Here are some more:

7 - What if I took an electric blower and installed it like a s/c...would that work?

8 - Which gears should I get 4.10's, or 3.73's? Or, should I just get 3.90's?

9 - Can someone tell me the difference between an H and an X Pipe? I think it may have something to do with their shape.

10 - Do I need a tune with (enter any bolt-on here)?

*madmatt* · 06-17-2006, 02:18 PM

Actually Jon, I believe its Coil ON plugs

And no, asking what a torque converter and a stall is isnt a stupid question. Not everyone is a blessed to be brilliant as you Greg

GREG@SN95 · 06-17-2006, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madmatt

Actually Jon, I believe its Coil ON plugs

And no, asking what a torque converter and a stall is isnt a stupid question. Not everyone is a blessed to be brilliant as you Greg

Badfish · 06-17-2006, 05:30 PM

coil over coil on...same ****

Ghostalker · 06-17-2006, 05:36 PM

as for adding a leaf blower to your car... LOL
(anyone ever see the clip where they stuff leafblower's nozzle into the intake of several cars on a dyno and do before and afters... they also opened a bottle of Nitrous and sprayed into the intake ... for the hell of it (lets see waht 'shot' the nozzle on the end of the bottle is!?)

dannyb785 · 06-17-2006, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madmatt

Actually Jon, I believe its Coil ON plugs

And no, asking what a torque converter and a stall is isnt a stupid question. Not everyone is a blessed to be brilliant as you Greg

thank you matt.

06-17-2006, 05:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
WaterDR Administrator Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 6,395	Stupid NOOBE Questions Come on, have a sense of humor. We have all either asked then, or wanted to ask them at pne time. But, these are some of my old time favorites that I have heard, or at leaast think I heard: 1 - Can some one tell me where the spark plugs are? 2 - How much boost can you make with RAM air? 3 - If I put auto tranny fluid in my 5 speed, will it shift by itself? 4 - Will hellium in my tires make my car lighter? 5 - I have the following mods: CAI, Flowmaster exhaust, chip, TB, PLenum, and gears. Do you think I am making 350 hp? 6 - I bought a s/c off Ebay from a guy who has a 2003 Cobra, He haid it works great. How do I install it on my 2000 GT? Well, there are just a few. Now your turn. __________________ Black 2000 GT Vert: Novi-2000 with Intercooler (375rwhp @ 9 psi); Tune by Kauffmans; Roush 380R Body kit; Steeda Subframes; Steeda Strut Tower Support; Deep Dish Bullets; FRPP 4:10's; SCT 4 Position Chip with four custom tunes; Steeda CAI; C&L Pleum; BBK 75 TB; SLP Loudmouth; SLP Catted X-Pipe; Bullitt Suspension; UPR Conrol Arms; Focus Fuel Pump My Car My Email

06-17-2006, 10:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
Badfish Listen to reggae. Join Date: May 2005 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 9,146	I'm guilty of #1...I've never delt with a car that has COPs before..leave me alone! __________________ '04 2.3l Evo '86 GSXR 750

06-17-2006, 10:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
Lances03SVT Super Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Location: Carthage, Missouri Posts: 9,274	Will 17x10's fit with the C spring's?? LMAO __________________ _______________________ 2003 Cobra SOLD

06-17-2006, 12:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
3V2000GT 46MONSTER Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wheaton, IL Posts: 2,209	ill be honest i ddint know what NA meant or IMO or BTW... ha ha __________________ 2000 GT Black on Tan, TKO 600: 370rwhp 370rwtq NA Built 3v 2004 Honda CBR 600 F4i Black/Red 2000 SVT Lightning Silver i love jinny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! lucky is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

06-17-2006, 01:37 PM	#14 (permalink)
1 BAD S Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Angelo Texas Posts: 720	Someone really asked #3? lol __________________ http://videos.streetfire.net/video/F...03690207B9.htm (My Exhaust Vid)

06-17-2006, 10:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
GREG@SN95 Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: JACKSON NJ Posts: 4,135	http://www.mustangboards.com/general...converter.html

06-17-2006, 12:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
jjtgiants jjtgiants Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dublin, CA Posts: 3,850	#5 is my favorite! people crack me up with hp claims....especially ricers!

06-17-2006, 02:09 PM	#15 (permalink)
WaterDR Administrator Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 6,395	Here are some more: 7 - What if I took an electric blower and installed it like a s/c...would that work? 8 - Which gears should I get 4.10's, or 3.73's? Or, should I just get 3.90's? 9 - Can someone tell me the difference between an H and an X Pipe? I think it may have something to do with their shape. 10 - Do I need a tune with (enter any bolt-on here)? __________________ Black 2000 GT Vert: Novi-2000 with Intercooler (375rwhp @ 9 psi); Tune by Kauffmans; Roush 380R Body kit; Steeda Subframes; Steeda Strut Tower Support; Deep Dish Bullets; FRPP 4:10's; SCT 4 Position Chip with four custom tunes; Steeda CAI; C&L Pleum; BBK 75 TB; SLP Loudmouth; SLP Catted X-Pipe; Bullitt Suspension; UPR Conrol Arms; Focus Fuel Pump My Car My Email

06-17-2006, 02:18 PM	#16 (permalink)
madmatt Traitor...lol Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 7,936	Actually Jon, I believe its Coil ON plugs And no, asking what a torque converter and a stall is isnt a stupid question. Not everyone is a blessed to be brilliant as you Greg __________________ RPMPlanets

06-17-2006, 05:30 PM	#18 (permalink)
Badfish Listen to reggae. Join Date: May 2005 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 9,146	coil over coil on...same **** __________________ '04 2.3l Evo '86 GSXR 750

06-17-2006, 05:36 PM	#19 (permalink)
Ghostalker BOLO 4 ME Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Danbury, CT Posts: 2,459	as for adding a leaf blower to your car... LOL (anyone ever see the clip where they stuff leafblower's nozzle into the intake of several cars on a dyno and do before and afters... they also opened a bottle of Nitrous and sprayed into the intake ... for the hell of it (lets see waht 'shot' the nozzle on the end of the bottle is!?) __________________ Ghosty is in need of some mods...

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