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Old Jun 17, 2006 | 04:21 AM
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Come on, have a sense of humor. We have all either asked then, or wanted to ask them at pne time. But, these are some of my old time favorites that I have heard, or at leaast think I heard:

1 - Can some one tell me where the spark plugs are?

2 - How much boost can you make with RAM air?

3 - If I put auto tranny fluid in my 5 speed, will it shift by itself?

4 - Will hellium in my tires make my car lighter?

5 - I have the following mods: CAI, Flowmaster exhaust, chip, TB, PLenum, and gears. Do you think I am making 350 hp?

6 - I bought a s/c off Ebay from a guy who has a 2003 Cobra, He haid it works great. How do I install it on my 2000 GT?

Well, there are just a few. Now your turn.
 
Old Jun 17, 2006 | 09:28 AM
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Old Jun 17, 2006 | 09:29 AM
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you.....little....bitch :bash:
 
Old Jun 17, 2006 | 09:32 AM
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I'm guilty of #1...I've never delt with a car that has COPs before..leave me alone!
 
Old Jun 17, 2006 | 09:33 AM
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I'm guilty of #1...I've never delt with a car that has COPs before..leave me alone!
I guess i might be too hen... WTF are cops... (this is why i like old cars... i can work on them easy, lol)
 
Old Jun 17, 2006 | 09:34 AM
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you.....little....bitch :bash:
lmao... it was a stupid question... had to do it
 
Old Jun 17, 2006 | 09:48 AM
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Will 17x10's fit with the C spring's?? LMAO
 
Old Jun 17, 2006 | 09:48 AM
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OMFG!!
Now that's funny
 
Old Jun 17, 2006 | 11:03 AM
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#5 is my favorite! people crack me up with hp claims....especially ricers!
 
Old Jun 17, 2006 | 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by GREG@SN95
lmao... it was a stupid question... had to do it

how was it a stupid question??? hoenstly??? I know nothing about autos. Good f.ucking lord
 
Old Jun 17, 2006 | 11:09 AM
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how was it a stupid question??? hoenstly??? I know nothing about autos. Good f.ucking lord
I knew what a Torqu converter was since i was little... and I dont know jack **** about autos...
 
Old Jun 17, 2006 | 11:11 AM
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ill be honest i ddint know what NA meant or IMO or BTW... ha ha
 
Old Jun 17, 2006 | 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by GREG@SN95
I guess i might be too hen... WTF are cops... (this is why i like old cars... i can work on them easy, lol)
coil over plugs
 
Old Jun 17, 2006 | 12:37 PM
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Someone really asked #3? lol
 
Old Jun 17, 2006 | 01:09 PM
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Here are some more:

7 - What if I took an electric blower and installed it like a s/c...would that work?

8 - Which gears should I get 4.10's, or 3.73's? Or, should I just get 3.90's?

9 - Can someone tell me the difference between an H and an X Pipe? I think it may have something to do with their shape.

10 - Do I need a tune with (enter any bolt-on here)?
 
Old Jun 17, 2006 | 01:18 PM
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Actually Jon, I believe its Coil ON plugs And no, asking what a torque converter and a stall is isnt a stupid question. Not everyone is a blessed to be brilliant as you Greg
 
Old Jun 17, 2006 | 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by madmatt
Actually Jon, I believe its Coil ON plugs And no, asking what a torque converter and a stall is isnt a stupid question. Not everyone is a blessed to be brilliant as you Greg
 
Old Jun 17, 2006 | 04:30 PM
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coil over coil on...same ****
 
Old Jun 17, 2006 | 04:36 PM
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as for adding a leaf blower to your car... LOL
(anyone ever see the clip where they stuff leafblower's nozzle into the intake of several cars on a dyno and do before and afters... they also opened a bottle of Nitrous and sprayed into the intake ... for the hell of it (lets see waht 'shot' the nozzle on the end of the bottle is!?)
 
Old Jun 17, 2006 | 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by madmatt
Actually Jon, I believe its Coil ON plugs And no, asking what a torque converter and a stall is isnt a stupid question. Not everyone is a blessed to be brilliant as you Greg

thank you matt.
 
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