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Old 06-17-2006, 04:21 AM
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Come on, have a sense of humor. We have all either asked then, or wanted to ask them at pne time. But, these are some of my old time favorites that I have heard, or at leaast think I heard:

1 - Can some one tell me where the spark plugs are?

2 - How much boost can you make with RAM air?

3 - If I put auto tranny fluid in my 5 speed, will it shift by itself?

4 - Will hellium in my tires make my car lighter?

5 - I have the following mods: CAI, Flowmaster exhaust, chip, TB, PLenum, and gears. Do you think I am making 350 hp?

6 - I bought a s/c off Ebay from a guy who has a 2003 Cobra, He haid it works great. How do I install it on my 2000 GT?

Well, there are just a few. Now your turn.
 
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Old 06-17-2006, 09:28 AM
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Old 06-17-2006, 09:29 AM
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you.....little....bitch :bash:
 
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Old 06-17-2006, 09:32 AM
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I'm guilty of #1...I've never delt with a car that has COPs before..leave me alone!
 
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Old 06-17-2006, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Badfish
I'm guilty of #1...I've never delt with a car that has COPs before..leave me alone!
I guess i might be too hen... WTF are cops... (this is why i like old cars... i can work on them easy, lol)
 
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Old 06-17-2006, 09:34 AM
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you.....little....bitch :bash:
lmao... it was a stupid question... had to do it
 
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Old 06-17-2006, 09:48 AM
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Will 17x10's fit with the C spring's?? LMAO
 
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Old 06-17-2006, 09:48 AM
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OMFG!!
Now that's funny
 
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Old 06-17-2006, 11:03 AM
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#5 is my favorite! people crack me up with hp claims....especially ricers!
 
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Old 06-17-2006, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by GREG@SN95
lmao... it was a stupid question... had to do it

how was it a stupid question??? hoenstly??? I know nothing about autos. Good f.ucking lord
 
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Old 06-17-2006, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by dannyb785
how was it a stupid question??? hoenstly??? I know nothing about autos. Good f.ucking lord
I knew what a Torqu converter was since i was little... and I dont know jack **** about autos...
 
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Old 06-17-2006, 11:11 AM
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ill be honest i ddint know what NA meant or IMO or BTW... ha ha
 
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Old 06-17-2006, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by GREG@SN95
I guess i might be too hen... WTF are cops... (this is why i like old cars... i can work on them easy, lol)
coil over plugs
 
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Old 06-17-2006, 12:37 PM
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Someone really asked #3? lol
 
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Old 06-17-2006, 01:09 PM
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Here are some more:

7 - What if I took an electric blower and installed it like a s/c...would that work?

8 - Which gears should I get 4.10's, or 3.73's? Or, should I just get 3.90's?

9 - Can someone tell me the difference between an H and an X Pipe? I think it may have something to do with their shape.

10 - Do I need a tune with (enter any bolt-on here)?
 
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Old 06-17-2006, 01:18 PM
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Actually Jon, I believe its Coil ON plugs And no, asking what a torque converter and a stall is isnt a stupid question. Not everyone is a blessed to be brilliant as you Greg
 
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Old 06-17-2006, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by madmatt
Actually Jon, I believe its Coil ON plugs And no, asking what a torque converter and a stall is isnt a stupid question. Not everyone is a blessed to be brilliant as you Greg
 
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Old 06-17-2006, 04:30 PM
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coil over coil on...same ****
 
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Old 06-17-2006, 04:36 PM
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as for adding a leaf blower to your car... LOL
(anyone ever see the clip where they stuff leafblower's nozzle into the intake of several cars on a dyno and do before and afters... they also opened a bottle of Nitrous and sprayed into the intake ... for the hell of it (lets see waht 'shot' the nozzle on the end of the bottle is!?)
 
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Old 06-17-2006, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by madmatt
Actually Jon, I believe its Coil ON plugs And no, asking what a torque converter and a stall is isnt a stupid question. Not everyone is a blessed to be brilliant as you Greg

thank you matt.
 
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