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Old 01-31-2006 | 07:27 PM
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or I can key there insides...

break up some glass to VERY small particles.. almost like a dust..and then pour it in someones drink (preferably canned beverage)...and when they drink it...they feel the scratchness going down teh throat..then suddenly...he/she spits up blood wondering why his/her throat has a wierd feeling not knowing that its glass dust that his litterally cutting the esophogus while traveling down...then...once the dust reaches the stomache...uh oh...now u can feel my stangs pain. sukkah.
 
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Old 01-31-2006 | 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by NoKturnaL
or I can key there insides...

break up some glass to VERY small particles.. almost like a dust..and then pour it in someones drink (preferably canned beverage)...and when they drink it...they feel the scratchness going down teh throat..then suddenly...he/she spits up blood wondering why his/her throat has a wierd feeling not knowing that its glass dust that his litterally cutting the esophogus while traveling down...then...once the dust reaches the stomache...uh oh...now u can feel my stangs pain. sukkah.
What movie was that in?
 
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Old 01-31-2006 | 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Milos
No no no haha.. I made the mistake of bring it up in spring's incredibly-pissed-off-because-someone-keyed-my-car-post that really wasn't on quite good terms with the majority... in addition to that my ego is shot all to hell and I'm still trying to pick up the pieces..

No more stories from milos until I'm done lickin' my wounds. But if you really want to man give me a PM or something.
haha no, if u dont wanan tell u dont wanna tell, im not gunna pm u for the story.

as for some peoples kids, a couple of 17 year olds thinking they were hot **** ended up totaling a chevy s10, and majorly fvcking up 3 other cars.. the driver was drunk and high, gunned it around a corner and started fishtailing, went into 2 cars on the right side of the road, then pinballed across and hit the 3rd car on the left side. he went about 1/8th mile and pulled over, then started running.. when his mom got there i thanked my mom "for doing a much better job raising me then this kids mom did... shes a horrible excuse for a mother" you shoulda seen the look the mom gave me...
 
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Old 02-01-2006 | 03:01 AM
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bwaha syndicatez your ****ed up
 
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Old 02-01-2006 | 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by SpringsStang
bwaha syndicatez your ****ed up
My thoughts exactly. You ok man?
 
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Old 02-01-2006 | 04:30 PM
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my friend that graduated last year and thought it would b funny 2 write seniors all over the stangs windows in harmless window paint.................ya i found it funny 2 lol.........heres the payback wat he came home 2 after his commencment with me sittin on the hood of his car laughinlol
step 1. used window paint and whited out his window
step 2. 3000 ft (yes 3000 not a typo) or saran wrap
step 3. 300 ft of clear packaging tape holding down that saran wrap real nice
step 4. cover in shavin cream (3 cans)
step 5. 3000 additional ft of saran wrap wrappin it over the middle of car underneath and through his open front windows lol
step 6. 300 more feet of packaging tape just 2 make sure it was on there real good


and heres the pic lol
 
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Old 02-01-2006 | 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by GREG@94GT
be carefull when puttin shaving cream and ESPECIAlLY eggs on peoples paint...

it can mess up the paint... i think it depends on what you use though
A bunch of sophomores did the egg thing to all the junior cars last year (before the keying of the ex's car.. mind you all). I had just gotten the car back from the shop after 2 grand of paint work and a new bumper and a little egg shell landed on the new job... and it kinda annoyed me since they said I couldn't wash it or polish it for three months... but it was just a shell and no big deal..

That story was pointless. Sorry.
 
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Old 02-02-2006 | 09:22 AM
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eggs are nothing, on a sunny day put a piece of bologna on someones car. It'll eat a perfect circle out of the paint.

I did this on my dad's old junker hatchback he used to drive to work. Me or him didn't believe it so we tried it on that car! We both had a beer and laughed when it did work! good times!
 
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