Keyed car massacre!
#91
or I can key there insides...
break up some glass to VERY small particles.. almost like a dust..and then pour it in someones drink (preferably canned beverage)...and when they drink it...they feel the scratchness going down teh throat..then suddenly...he/she spits up blood wondering why his/her throat has a wierd feeling not knowing that its glass dust that his litterally cutting the esophogus while traveling down...then...once the dust reaches the stomache...uh oh...now u can feel my stangs pain. sukkah.
break up some glass to VERY small particles.. almost like a dust..and then pour it in someones drink (preferably canned beverage)...and when they drink it...they feel the scratchness going down teh throat..then suddenly...he/she spits up blood wondering why his/her throat has a wierd feeling not knowing that its glass dust that his litterally cutting the esophogus while traveling down...then...once the dust reaches the stomache...uh oh...now u can feel my stangs pain. sukkah.
#92
Originally Posted by NoKturnaL
or I can key there insides...
break up some glass to VERY small particles.. almost like a dust..and then pour it in someones drink (preferably canned beverage)...and when they drink it...they feel the scratchness going down teh throat..then suddenly...he/she spits up blood wondering why his/her throat has a wierd feeling not knowing that its glass dust that his litterally cutting the esophogus while traveling down...then...once the dust reaches the stomache...uh oh...now u can feel my stangs pain. sukkah.
break up some glass to VERY small particles.. almost like a dust..and then pour it in someones drink (preferably canned beverage)...and when they drink it...they feel the scratchness going down teh throat..then suddenly...he/she spits up blood wondering why his/her throat has a wierd feeling not knowing that its glass dust that his litterally cutting the esophogus while traveling down...then...once the dust reaches the stomache...uh oh...now u can feel my stangs pain. sukkah.
#93
Originally Posted by Milos
No no no haha.. I made the mistake of bring it up in spring's incredibly-pissed-off-because-someone-keyed-my-car-post that really wasn't on quite good terms with the majority... in addition to that my ego is shot all to hell and I'm still trying to pick up the pieces..
No more stories from milos until I'm done lickin' my wounds. But if you really want to man give me a PM or something.
No more stories from milos until I'm done lickin' my wounds. But if you really want to man give me a PM or something.
as for some peoples kids, a couple of 17 year olds thinking they were hot **** ended up totaling a chevy s10, and majorly fvcking up 3 other cars.. the driver was drunk and high, gunned it around a corner and started fishtailing, went into 2 cars on the right side of the road, then pinballed across and hit the 3rd car on the left side. he went about 1/8th mile and pulled over, then started running.. when his mom got there i thanked my mom "for doing a much better job raising me then this kids mom did... shes a horrible excuse for a mother" you shoulda seen the look the mom gave me...
#96
my friend that graduated last year and thought it would b funny 2 write seniors all over the stangs windows in harmless window paint.................ya i found it funny 2 lol.........heres the payback wat he came home 2 after his commencment with me sittin on the hood of his car laughinlol
step 1. used window paint and whited out his window
step 2. 3000 ft (yes 3000 not a typo) or saran wrap
step 3. 300 ft of clear packaging tape holding down that saran wrap real nice
step 4. cover in shavin cream (3 cans)
step 5. 3000 additional ft of saran wrap wrappin it over the middle of car underneath and through his open front windows lol
step 6. 300 more feet of packaging tape just 2 make sure it was on there real good
and heres the pic lol
step 1. used window paint and whited out his window
step 2. 3000 ft (yes 3000 not a typo) or saran wrap
step 3. 300 ft of clear packaging tape holding down that saran wrap real nice
step 4. cover in shavin cream (3 cans)
step 5. 3000 additional ft of saran wrap wrappin it over the middle of car underneath and through his open front windows lol
step 6. 300 more feet of packaging tape just 2 make sure it was on there real good
and heres the pic lol
#98
Originally Posted by GREG@94GT
be carefull when puttin shaving cream and ESPECIAlLY eggs on peoples paint...
it can mess up the paint... i think it depends on what you use though
it can mess up the paint... i think it depends on what you use though
That story was pointless. Sorry.
#99
eggs are nothing, on a sunny day put a piece of bologna on someones car. It'll eat a perfect circle out of the paint.
I did this on my dad's old junker hatchback he used to drive to work. Me or him didn't believe it so we tried it on that car! We both had a beer and laughed when it did work! good times!
I did this on my dad's old junker hatchback he used to drive to work. Me or him didn't believe it so we tried it on that car! We both had a beer and laughed when it did work! good times!
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