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Old 02-22-2010 | 03:02 PM
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ok this thread is getting a little weird lol but funny
 
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Old 02-22-2010 | 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Black Sunshine
It's gotta be pretty uncomfortable to have a crotch that sandy. I bet he walks around with a beach bucket between his legs to catch the sand when it falls out.
its like he got fucked by the sandman.

 
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Old 02-22-2010 | 08:50 PM
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You're all wrong....

See what happened is that the sand has been in his vagina for so long that **** has turned into pearls.

Thats how he can afford to just throw away $1000 on brakes that he already has.

He makes necklaces from the pearls that fall out of his vag everyday.

Get it right next time guys.
 
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Old 02-22-2010 | 09:01 PM
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Or either he got a pearl necklace from jizz..
 
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Old 02-22-2010 | 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by krenogin
Or either he got a pearl necklace from jizz..
is that where the term stems from..jizz?

you couldn't insult a gay ****
 
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Old 02-22-2010 | 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by krenogin
Or either he got a pearl necklace from jizz..
lol

dude...

WTF do you think a pearl necklace is????

thats like saying "im gonna have sex with her......... with my dick"
 
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Old 02-22-2010 | 09:55 PM
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well it's been fun guys. I'm gonna go drive..with my car
 
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Old 02-23-2010 | 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by krenogin
Or either he got a pearl necklace from jizz..
Way to **** up the entire joke dumbass.

I'm gonna go beat off, with my hand.

In your face.
 
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Old 02-23-2010 | 07:29 AM
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Well, I'm gonna walk to class, with my feet.
 
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Old 02-23-2010 | 09:39 AM
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I'm going to go eat lunch... with my mouth.
 
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Old 02-23-2010 | 09:43 AM
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I'm going to go take a ****... with my ***
 
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Old 02-23-2010 | 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by NewMustangMan
I'm going to go take a ****... with my ***
Hahahaha! That made me laugh.
 
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Old 02-23-2010 | 12:36 PM
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This thread has really fallen into a different realm of hell.
 
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Old 02-23-2010 | 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Black Sunshine
Hahahaha! That made me laugh.
... with your mouth
 
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Old 02-23-2010 | 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by 01FR500
This thread has really fallen into a different realm of hell.
with fire and brimstone
 
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Old 02-23-2010 | 06:24 PM
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Lol. I believe this needs to be stickied just to show the random-awesome-osity of this board.

I lol'ed hard.
 
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Old 02-23-2010 | 07:50 PM
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Nooooooooooooooooooo the randomosity of KRENOGIN!
 
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Old 02-24-2010 | 01:24 PM
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I'm going to go punch a car window... with my hand.


Sorry, Matt! I had to do it.
 
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Old 02-24-2010 | 02:27 PM
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rawrrrr
 
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Old 02-24-2010 | 03:32 PM
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Creativity fail...with his brain...^^^
 
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Old 02-25-2010 | 07:49 AM
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Aren't you the guy who got took by the 'stealership'? LMAO
 
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Old 02-25-2010 | 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by CRAZYSHANK
Aren't you the guy who got took by the 'stealership'? LMAO
I got a funny feeling that you'll be meeting R3d's beautiful banhammer soon.
 
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Old 02-25-2010 | 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Black Sunshine
I got a funny feeling that you'll be meeting R3d's beautiful banhammer soon.
I would make a new profile in the unlikely event of that happening
 

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Old 02-25-2010 | 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by CRAZYSHANK
I would make a new profile in the unlike event of that happening
Well, don't get all excited because you might think it is an 'unlike' event. The word is actually 'unlikely' and R3d is very likely to ban you.

Do you seriously not have anything better to do with yourself than to keep signing up to a forum you are banned from? If you do keep signing up, you'll be banned each time. Get a ******* life, you ****.
 
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Old 02-25-2010 | 08:16 AM
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Actually the point of joining was to get some knowledge and look at other people's set-up, etc-etc but so far this hasn't been a very good. Haven't found too many knowledgeable people here, except maybe the ACTUAL moderators.
 
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Old 02-25-2010 | 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by CRAZYSHANK
I would make a new profile in the unlike event of that happening
You don't think I have that angle covered? Don't be a tard. I may know a thing or two about IP packet filtering so don't go thinking you're even near smart enough to cause an actual bother. Besides... there's more mods than just me and all you gotta do is keep starting **** and not being a contributing member and one of us will ban your ***, and we'll do it again and again and eventually just like all the other wastes of skin, you'll give up and go post on AFM or one of the other ****-hammer sites full of idiots.
 
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Old 02-25-2010 | 08:31 AM
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The whole thread makes me laugh, reading from top to bottom. I consider the thread to be closed in my book, said my speal and moving on. (next time don't send personal messages & then post the exact same thing in a thread for those 2 or 3 that did)
 
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Old 02-25-2010 | 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by CRAZYSHANK
(next time don't send personal messages & then post the exact same thing in a thread for those 2 or 3 that did)

Maybe it was too funny not too?

So why the username CRAZYSHANK?
 
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Old 02-25-2010 | 08:46 AM
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So why the username CRAZYSHANK?[/quote]


Long story short......took parts from two separate nic-names that co-workers gave and just combined them one day & it stuck. I don't work w/ those guys any more that conjured it so I rarely here it said. Plus, it's original
 
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Old 02-25-2010 | 08:49 AM
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Well i can see why the called you CRAZY lol

I think mines F ing original.... NOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I had a funny joke set up about you and prison but i messed it up and you did not help with your Serious answer haha
 



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