I have a v6. I can't even take it to the track.

 

quit your crying about having a v6, homo. i do too.

 

take it to that track

 

Haha you do not have a v6 you have a vHOLYHELL

 

You guys are a bunch of pansies.

Why just today, I was cruising through a school zone full of kiddies and some soccer-mom bitch was revving her Astrovan at me. Whaaaa?

Yeah, that's not goin down without a fight.

So, I bite...and she honks 3 times and we're off.
Damn, I nearly hit the crossing guard, but after smokin her by like 3 carlengths, she throws me the dueces and yells "good race, guy."

So then we meet up at the stop light down the road when she finally catches up, and I'm like "Hey, lady....what's the retail on one of those?"
..to which she proudly answers...
"More than YOU can afford, pal.
Astrovan."
..and revs her **** up, and drives off.

True story.

 

^ made me laugh pretty hard. My buddy was forced to drive his moms astro van to school when we were in highschool... good times

 

enter SPINZ with his buddy's AMG......now

 

I did 135 today....

 

why own a mustang if your not going to go fast go buy a geo 2 cylinder

 

I dont always do that...