Stupid NOOBE Questions
 

Come on, have a sense of humor. We have all either asked then, or wanted to ask them at pne time. But, these are some of my old time favorites that I have heard, or at leaast think I heard:

1 - Can some one tell me where the spark plugs are?

2 - How much boost can you make with RAM air?

3 - If I put auto tranny fluid in my 5 speed, will it shift by itself?

4 - Will hellium in my tires make my car lighter?

5 - I have the following mods: CAI, Flowmaster exhaust, chip, TB, PLenum, and gears. Do you think I am making 350 hp?

6 - I bought a s/c off Ebay from a guy who has a 2003 Cobra, He haid it works great. How do I install it on my 2000 GT?

Well, there are just a few. Now your turn.

you.....little....bitch :bash:

I'm guilty of #1...I've never delt with a car that has COPs before..leave me alone! ::p

I guess i might be too hen... WTF are cops... (this is why i like old cars... i can work on them easy, lol)

lmao... it was a stupid question... had to do it

Will 17x10's fit with the C spring's?? LMAO

OMFG!!
Now that's funny :beerchug:

#5 is my favorite! people crack me up with hp claims....especially ricers!

how was it a stupid question??? hoenstly??? I know nothing about autos. Good f.ucking lord

I knew what a Torqu converter was since i was little... and I dont know jack **** about autos...

ill be honest i ddint know what NA meant or IMO or BTW... ha ha

coil over plugs

Someone really asked #3? lol

Here are some more:

7 - What if I took an electric blower and installed it like a s/c...would that work?

8 - Which gears should I get 4.10's, or 3.73's? Or, should I just get 3.90's?

9 - Can someone tell me the difference between an H and an X Pipe? I think it may have something to do with their shape.

10 - Do I need a tune with (enter any bolt-on here)?

Actually Jon, I believe its Coil ON plugs :D And no, asking what a torque converter and a stall is isnt a stupid question. Not everyone is a blessed to be brilliant as you Greg :D

:D

coil over coil on...same **** ::p

as for adding a leaf blower to your car... LOL
(anyone ever see the clip where they stuff leafblower's nozzle into the intake of several cars on a dyno and do before and afters... they also opened a bottle of Nitrous and sprayed into the intake ... for the hell of it (lets see waht 'shot' the nozzle on the end of the bottle is!?)

thank you matt.