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Old 06-09-2006, 07:43 PM
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I'm quite sure ya'll remember that big fight which resulted in an old lady getting beat up...

Well the cops are refusing to investigate it because one of the guy's sister is the ****ing towns clerk... woop dee ****in doo... what the hell does a towns clerk do anyhow...

Now today I almost got a ticket...

This cop is sitting in the middle of the ****in road... like an idiot... without his flashers on... for no apparent reason...

And me being the dick that I am roll up next to his window and shout "DUHHHHHHHH" at him...

He gets all pissed and pulls me over... I'll skip the rigamaro and get to the good stuff...

He tells me that I should "try" not to be noticed by the cops... I reply "yer jokin right? I drive a loud *** mustang"

Then he tells me that he could walk around the car and find ONE HUNDRED things that he could ticket me for... So I pointed at my inspection sticker and he rolled his eyes...

THEN!

He says this... "OK greg. Since I know your father and I respect him I'm not going to give you a ticket"

I replied... "I know that already"

Holy ****in **** on a stick did he get pissed... He told me to go home and If He ever hears/sees me being a smart *** he'd ticket me for anything he could think of...

So I drove away... It was funny for me... and my buddy in the passenger seat...

I hate these cops... Dont know jack ****... hell I know the laws better then them... and they really have the worst training...
 
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
LMAO!!! Oh crap man thats the funniest thing ive heared all day!

Yer a complete ******* dude!

yah... an ******* and a half... ****in guy is a *****...

You have no idea how much I'd like to fight half the cops round here... all dick heads
 
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Old 06-09-2006, 08:22 PM
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man, i hope you dont treat all police like that?
 
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Old 06-09-2006, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by kcast
man, i hope you dont treat all police like that?
no... my pops is a retired trooper...

Only the dick head jackson cops that are deserving...
 
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Old 06-10-2006, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by GREG@SN95
no... my pops is a retired trooper...

Only the dick head jackson cops that are deserving...
ahhh, ok now i dont feel so unloved
 
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Old 06-10-2006, 12:33 PM
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lol you ***..
 
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Old 06-10-2006, 12:36 PM
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sounds to me YOU are the ********, not the guy trying to do his job and you blaming him for someone elses decision.
 
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Old 06-10-2006, 12:40 PM
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uh oh, i was waiting for that one!
 
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Old 06-10-2006, 12:45 PM
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Great story....
 
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Old 06-10-2006, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by MattJ
sounds to me YOU are the ********, not the guy trying to do his job and you blaming him for someone elses decision.
I AM a dick head...

But so was he...
 
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Old 06-10-2006, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by GREG@SN95
I AM a dick head...

But so was he...
OMG GREAT Story!!!!

ORLY? YARLY!
 
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Old 06-10-2006, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by MattJ
OMG GREAT Story!!!!

ORLY? YARLY!
hey, if you ever ran into a cop in jackson you would definately realize why I hate them so badly...

I could sit and write pages of stuff and not even get into the terrible stuff...

But... I thought it was funny, my buddy did, and so did chris...

I like cops and have respect for all of them... except for the ones who are disrespectful to me and bad mouth my pops...

get a grip
 
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Old 06-10-2006, 10:54 PM
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Every story you post on you hating cops is you being a ******** and an unrespectful moron, and being pulled over for it or being yelled at because of it. Then you come on here and post a smack talk thread hating cops because you did something and got pulled over for it. You seem to get off all the time based on the simple fact that your dad is a retired state trooper. If I was a cop and you acted the way you say you act to other cops, Id ticket your stupid *** regardless of who your family is.
 
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Old 06-11-2006, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by MattJ
Every story you post on you hating cops is you being a ******** and an unrespectful moron, and being pulled over for it or being yelled at because of it. Then you come on here and post a smack talk thread hating cops because you did something and got pulled over for it. You seem to get off all the time based on the simple fact that your dad is a retired state trooper. If I was a cop and you acted the way you say you act to other cops, Id ticket your stupid *** regardless of who your family is.
dude... I never do anything wrong... I'm a good kid and I have always been... never did anything illegal...

For some reason the cops round here have something against my father... they give him an attitude and like to give me problems (as well as my uncle who recently moved, my mother, and my friends)

And remember... I'm not talkin anbout hating "cops"

Just the jackson police... like I said, you dont know have the details...

also, There are some nice well trained cops too... I never badmouth a cop unless he has done something to **** me off...

This guy was a cop that tried to press charges on me for possesion of a firearm (BBgun) on my personal property... I shot a groundhound and it is legal to do that according to the NJ hunting laws...

He failed to get me or my mom to give him the BBgun and he couldnt prove i had it... So he went to my friends house and told his parents that I was a bad kid and even went so far as to bad mouth my father too... then the next time i see him he talks nice... right after all the **** he said about my family...

That doesnt make what I did right... but it is funny for me whether or not it is you...

I like cops and have respect for them...

Unless they are 1 of the 20 or so jackson cops that have done something serious enough for me to have no respect for them...
 
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