Furniture Salesman
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Furniture Salesman
I was watching Cold Pizza just a little bit ago and a local commercial came on. It was for some furniture store and the guy talking looked oddly familiar and then it hit me. It was the douche bag who sold me my car at the ford dealership. He's prob 26ish cocky as hell and was a total tard, he couldn't tell me jack about the car or tell me what payments were and kept trying to talk me into a red v6. During the paperwork he seemed like he didn't know what he was doin. The car was almost outta gas and I told him I wanted a full tank before I would sign the papers. He said that since the car was used (4500 miles) that he couldn't fill it up. I asked him how much money he'd directly commission off the car if I bought it. He said he'd make about $200 bucks, so I asked him if $20 bucks outta his pocket to fill my tank was worth making $200 on his paycheck. He just looked at me as if I just blew his feeble mind. I told him I'd walk if I didn't get my gas. Lucky, anothe salesman that my parents deal with saw me arguing and stepped in to complete the sale and get me a full tank. I just thought it was cool to see this guy go from selling mustangs to selling futons.