yeah cause baltimore is where all the bitches at hommie.. :stupid:

yeeeeeah i never really had any luck with the girls here... my prom date ended up being a chick who was in the mental institution for two months for being anorexic, and then my "closest" female friend ended up being in the mental hospital for cutting herself...

Yep I really have the luck with the ladies, I pick em' good! Don't worry, as long as you're not as bad as me (which is really easy not to be) you'll be just fine.

 

Just remember the 5 F's of a woman.......

 

I thought it was 4?
Find'em
Feel'em
****'em
Forget'em

 

as I went by a cop today.. I gave him a little how-do-you-do by sticking up my middle ------ .... he in response beat me with a stick.

True story.

 

Lets take a lesson from Team America...What are you Danny? a Dick...a *****...or an *******?...remember *****'s hate dicks, because dicks **** *****'s...******** hate dicks because dicks also **** ********...so which is it Danny...r u the one gettin ****ed? or are u guna go out and do some ****ing?....








P.S. GIGGITY!

 

Good luck with all that excellent advice you just got Danny.

Just be yourself around her. If she wants you then she wants you. If not don't fret. Use some little hints like "bump into her if your walking and she if she bumps back. there's a hundered different ways to find out if she's interested. if she is then dont worry about the parents as long as she is close to 18, If it aint meant to be you will know soon enough. Then go find your true soul mate. It took me until I was 30 years old to find mine. The wait was worth the heartache I had. GL DannyB, You'll find her in time.

Oh and by all means. Go find a barfly or an ugly girl to get rid of those sexual tensions. 1 night stands can work wonders for them sorta things..

 

May I just say this... You all are stupid. You like her, plain and simple, yeah? I will tell you from experience it is better to put yourself on the line for a girl you truly dig. I met my current girlfriend back at the beginning of last year('05) when she transferred to the store I work at. Tried to hook up with her, but it didn't work. 9 months later, we're looking at apartments and picking out bedroom sets... If it doesn't work out initially, who knows...? It may turn out great later on. Give it a shot, brother... You'll be better off, regardless of the outcome.

 

Exactly!!

I was 28 when I finally got married.I went out with alot of different women and alot of one night stand's before finding a good one.The parent thing can be overcome.When I was 20 I dated a girl still in HS that at first her parent's hated me but once they got to know me they were very cool with it.

You need to either make a move or move on.

 

shut up your retard... your the dumb one. she knows from the 9months of chasing her, that she can get away with anything with you. so your buying her bedroom sets and paying her way through life so she can **** other dick behind your back. she knows from you "digging" her for 9 months that youll do anything she says and will believe any bull**** she gives you. so whenever shes out without you, dont kiss her when she comes home. you big retarded ***. 90% of boyfriends out there are in YOUR predicament. and you deny to yourself your getting played. so go suck your own dick

 

Unfortunately I have two friends that has surcome to this tragedy...::Tear:: I just can't handle it I have to be strong...understand it's not my fault he's whipped beyond belief... :::TEAR:::TEAR:::...

lol while thats true it's hard to tell without meeting a couple in person...but yeah i've seen it happen atleast twice with close friends...

As for the age difference my G/F is still in HS..which is a 2 year difference, not that HUGE but still noteworthy...you might think her parents would be suspicious of me and not give them her blessing (to date me) but infact they LOVE me... they REALLY LOVE ME as long as you present yourself as not some looser, list your accomplishments (be it in college or something thats truely notworth, not your basketball score on PS2 last night) be polite, act innocent, and respectful...also if a parent starts small talk engage in it...maybe throw in some short story's with a little funny joke...it always works...and if the parents think your being sincere it's even easier...that and I love her parents too because they're very nice people...that always helps...

 

Go fishing Danny. The sea is full. If this was meant to be then it will come back around full circle. There's a reason that 60%+ of marriages fail these days. Beleive me. I've been married once.. to the same woman for 16 yrs. I'm an anomolie in society. I married in my early 20's and it's been a hell of ...a HELL OF... a challenge to stay this way.

Go out with other girls and let things naturally happen. You guys sound to young to force anything.. Enjoy your own life and when the time is right, you will know and not have to ask a bunch of gear heads on a Mustang board.

 

Actually, you fuggin' imbecil... She didn't know I liked her when we first met. She thought I was a complete a$$hole. I was rude, sarcastic, overbearing, and completely pigheaded towards her. I toned that down and found out that she actually did like me. Oh, and since I know she's a virgin still, it'd be kind of hard for her to go and **** around with someone else... When I know her schedule, if it differs from mine. Did I mention she's my boss?? Who makes more money that I do??? Yeah, cause you're an idiot who wouldn't think that... D'uh!!! My mistake. Dom, go fu(K yourself.

 

see. moron. you got her to like you by being the ******* in the beginning. so thanks for validating my main point. also, she was a virgin...must be one fine broad...hahahaha...maybe she finally settled for you since no one else wants her !? or maybe shes not a virgin...she just doesnt want you to feel her stretched out pusssy. then youll know shes playin you like a fool. and lets see a broad making money....boy shes got you whipped like a biiiitch! and as for me ****king myself??? i have women who are willing to give it up MR virgin girlfriend nice car too by the way

 

You know, I would love to waste my time explaining all the finer points to our relationship... But you ain't worth it. You wouldn't understand a woman if you got slapped by one.

Oh and who made you king of this thread... Back to topic a$$hole!

Danny, do whatever you want. If you think the girl is worth goin' after, then by all means, do that. You wanna just let it chill, do that. Good luck with it.

 

ahh the usual "your not worth an explanation of why im caught being a biiiitch" stupid leg humper.... and danny, lose the chevy banner.

 

lmao @ this thread. My advice is to just stay away from her. Don't talk to her. Or else you will never get over her. You will just keep hurting yourself, and when a girl sees a guy that likes her isn't paying attention to her or trippin over her, shell be like, wtf??

 

Having been there before and wasted lots of my time, all I can say is get away, and don't talk to her.

 

I like the "bump her while you're walking and see if she bumps back" one... or maybe you should accidently drop your pencil in front of her and see if she gets it for you..

 

Lol and then stare intently at eachother as you pick it up slowly then falling in love and living happly ever after...

 

**** happens

 

lol @ thsi thread..

IBTL

 

look what you started danny. You happy now?!?! lol

 

yea just friends means she doesnt like you... the problem is neither do I so I wont tell you how to fix your life... sorry you shouldnt have been an a$$hole

 

ok.. ok.. since im not a piece of **** liek you heres the deal... don't tlak to her ever again....i mena be nice and all but cut off all contact... ok then are you fat? are you muscular?... if not fix that mess - join the football team and kick sum *** get respect!... next step... date every girl you see... doesnt matter who.... even if shes not that great.. nobutt ugglies tho bc they will ruin your rep... im saying date like 2 3 4 20 of em - all at the same time.. no bf/gf BS either just go out have fun and aquire skills.. obiviously you dont have any .. sorry but you don't - the just friends is anice way of say *** off - you have 0 chance with her I promise you.. the trick to women is to get women to want you... YOU MUST NOT SEARCH WANT THINK OR TRY TO HAVE SEX!!!!!- let the girls initate all that stuff... and don't sleep around bc STD's are no fun... ANyway... date as many girls have you can .. girls only want guys that other grils want... its the truth.... nothing else matters - you must make your self in demand and then the pimpn is easy... you just have to do grunt work to build a base - then later on down the road the girl you really want might come around .. then you can tell here to suck a dik - bc thats what u will want to tell her if you listen to wut im telling u... I know bc that wut i did ... follow this program and you WILL BE THE MACK DADDY... no questions - also be a perfect gentlemen - give girls flowers... all the time - even random ones - you must shed your shame and be a man...a ladies man....this will take you about 1-3 months and you will get positive results gaurenteed...youve got the car.. now fill in the blanks ( and remove that star trek wing - haha j/k ... but not really)
seriously good luck and you can do it... if your brave enough and strong enough not to mention smart enough to listen to me...
I was 6-2 280lbs... couldnt rep the bar 10 times
I became 6-2 205 lbs...I can bench 450lbs now
i was shy - dorky and desparate
I became the ****... ruled my school football captn and was one of the biggest pimps there
Its all in your heart and mind... be smart and learn you prey