Got pulled over last weekend...
#1
Got pulled over last weekend...
for the first time in my life. sorry for the delay in posting this, i was too lazy.
so i'm driving in the city at 2 am coming back from gay *** hooka bar (i got dragged out) and this dumb bitch in one of those POS pontiacs (i think it was a grand am) with the dual exhaust is going like 65. i was doing about 40 in a 35, just cruising. she flys by me like a ricer and the next light turns red. there was a cop parked in the little shopping center to our right with it's trunk open flashing flashlights everywhere. the bitch next to me peels out, tires squeakin and ****, and takes off. i was like that bitch is an idiot there is a ****ing cop right there. so the light turns green and i continued down fulton. 1/4 mile down the street the pontiac turns right, 2 secs later the cop is behind me flashing it's lights so i pull over in one of those mexican owned car dealerships. before i go on let me just say that i had 3 drunk girls in my car, one one 18 and two 19, a ****load of alcohol, and a big *** knife in my pocket. so i get my registration and all that **** ready and one cop comes up to each window flashing flashlights all up in my car. it was one female cop with a dude. i gave her my l&r and insurance card. she asked me why i was driving like that and peeling out. i think to myself -WTF-. i told her it wasnt me that was doing that and it was the pontiac next to me at the light. shes like uh-huh sure. right away i told her i had a knife in my pocket, (i heard if you dont tell them, and they search you and find it, it is considered a concealed weapon) and she said ok, just dont put your hand in your pocket. she asked me if i had been drinking and i said no, she asked me to follow her finger with my eyes without moving my head, and i did so. she then went to the car to run my license and ****. comes back 5 mins later and says she is going to give me the benefit of the doubt and let me go, but told me not to drive "like that" anymore even though i wasnt doing anything wrong. she also told me not to speed and that my car "looks like it goes pretty fast" lol. i couldnt believe how lucky i got. if they would have searched the car or given me a ticket i would be pissed. all because of that dumb bitch in the pontiac. girls cant ****in drive.
so i'm driving in the city at 2 am coming back from gay *** hooka bar (i got dragged out) and this dumb bitch in one of those POS pontiacs (i think it was a grand am) with the dual exhaust is going like 65. i was doing about 40 in a 35, just cruising. she flys by me like a ricer and the next light turns red. there was a cop parked in the little shopping center to our right with it's trunk open flashing flashlights everywhere. the bitch next to me peels out, tires squeakin and ****, and takes off. i was like that bitch is an idiot there is a ****ing cop right there. so the light turns green and i continued down fulton. 1/4 mile down the street the pontiac turns right, 2 secs later the cop is behind me flashing it's lights so i pull over in one of those mexican owned car dealerships. before i go on let me just say that i had 3 drunk girls in my car, one one 18 and two 19, a ****load of alcohol, and a big *** knife in my pocket. so i get my registration and all that **** ready and one cop comes up to each window flashing flashlights all up in my car. it was one female cop with a dude. i gave her my l&r and insurance card. she asked me why i was driving like that and peeling out. i think to myself -WTF-. i told her it wasnt me that was doing that and it was the pontiac next to me at the light. shes like uh-huh sure. right away i told her i had a knife in my pocket, (i heard if you dont tell them, and they search you and find it, it is considered a concealed weapon) and she said ok, just dont put your hand in your pocket. she asked me if i had been drinking and i said no, she asked me to follow her finger with my eyes without moving my head, and i did so. she then went to the car to run my license and ****. comes back 5 mins later and says she is going to give me the benefit of the doubt and let me go, but told me not to drive "like that" anymore even though i wasnt doing anything wrong. she also told me not to speed and that my car "looks like it goes pretty fast" lol. i couldnt believe how lucky i got. if they would have searched the car or given me a ticket i would be pissed. all because of that dumb bitch in the pontiac. girls cant ****in drive.
#4
Originally Posted by Islander03GT
Oh yeah, where in so cal are you? Which hookah bar was it.
I used to go to those places all the time when I was younger.
I used to go to those places all the time when I was younger.
moving back within a few months.
#7
hookah= glorified bong with lots of tubes coming out so everyone can smoke. Used for flavored ghey azz tobacco. Makes college students feel rebellious without actually taking the trouble to get stoned... waste.
bar= place where people line up to act stupid and pay a cover for the honor of having a bad time.
Hookah bar= expensive way to have a strong cigarette and meet some *****. Yes they're very popular here is mexifornia (that's a new one for me...I love it) and getting more popular all the time. Also getting more popular in other coastal states but, I've not heard of much popularity inland... guess they'll have to wait till the wheel arrives on store shelves in Kansas before you can get a hookah bar in Colorado.
bar= place where people line up to act stupid and pay a cover for the honor of having a bad time.
Hookah bar= expensive way to have a strong cigarette and meet some *****. Yes they're very popular here is mexifornia (that's a new one for me...I love it) and getting more popular all the time. Also getting more popular in other coastal states but, I've not heard of much popularity inland... guess they'll have to wait till the wheel arrives on store shelves in Kansas before you can get a hookah bar in Colorado.
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Originally Posted by r3dn3ck
hookah= glorified bong with lots of tubes coming out so everyone can smoke. Used for flavored ghey azz tobacco. Makes college students feel rebellious without actually taking the trouble to get stoned... waste.
bar= place where people line up to act stupid and pay a cover for the honor of having a bad time.
Hookah bar= expensive way to have a strong cigarette and meet some *****. Yes they're very popular here is mexifornia (that's a new one for me...I love it) and getting more popular all the time. Also getting more popular in other coastal states but, I've not heard of much popularity inland... guess they'll have to wait till the wheel arrives on store shelves in Kansas before you can get a hookah bar in Colorado.
bar= place where people line up to act stupid and pay a cover for the honor of having a bad time.
Hookah bar= expensive way to have a strong cigarette and meet some *****. Yes they're very popular here is mexifornia (that's a new one for me...I love it) and getting more popular all the time. Also getting more popular in other coastal states but, I've not heard of much popularity inland... guess they'll have to wait till the wheel arrives on store shelves in Kansas before you can get a hookah bar in Colorado.
ROFL
Yeah, we already got oxygen bars. <laugh> We got hookahs too! And boy do we ever have some bars
So far nobody here has put em all together.... well.... im sure that if anywhere in colorado has one, it would have to be Boulder.
#11
Originally Posted by csledd
well that's just mean
Originally Posted by MattJ
who would goto those stupid things besides wanna-be hippies?
:loser:
:loser:
#12
lol.. well, ill admit im not the best driver.. but i've never had a wreck, ticket, or even been pulled over. i've been to the track several times thought I still think i could do better there for sure, but my best 60ft so far has been 1.9 with an 8.9 in the 1/8th (too slow)
#13
Originally Posted by csledd
lol.. well, ill admit im not the best driver.. but i've never had a wreck, ticket, or even been pulled over. i've been to the track several times thought I still think i could do better there for sure, but my best 60ft so far has been 1.9 with an 8.9 in the 1/8th (too slow)
is your car stick
#15
Originally Posted by toolttime
Would you use that knife on a fellow human being????
probably not unless i absolutely had to. i was assembling a computer chair earlier that day and i had left it in my pocket.
#17
Originally Posted by MattJ
who would goto those stupid things besides wanna-be hippies?
:loser:
:loser:
Of course I eventually bought my own and basically did a hookah bar at home for my friends one night a week. It was a hell of alot cheaper.
I quit now since I lost an uncle to throat cancer.
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