yeah dude..the whole swab down the dick thing is pretty outdated. urine and blood samples are pretty much the norm. I mean you can opt for the swab...personally I'd rather pee in a cup. that's just me..

 

Lol thanks Fishy.

I didn't have anything shoved up my dick. If that was going to happen I would've just lived with doubt lol. **** that.

And it was wrapped up by the way, but you know how **** is. You can never be 100% sure until you're 100% sure.

And I only went back once by myself, the second time was with someone else so they didn't feel awkward by themselves lol.

 

Yes, there are options. I did both. Pee'd in the cup didnt show symptoms or came back positive for any VD...but a few days later had symptoms and went back to the Doc on base...well, downhill from there. lesson learned glad the pills fixed me and made walking and peeing enjoyable again.

 

So to change the subject......


Heres how Drunk Day 2010 went.

Woke up at 8AM.

Friends came over at around 8:30 AM. 2 shots of 100 proof vodka by 9.

We decide to go out to breakfast. Thankfully we had a designated driver for Drunk Day. DD for DD.

Before we leave, we realize we only have a slight buzz, if that. Friend prepares the worst trio. Jagerbomb, shot of vodka, chased with beer. Bad idea. For about 15 minutes, everyone already felt on the verge of puke, but it slowly passed.

We stopped at the liquor store before breakfast. everyone wanted Four Loko's. I don't know why, they are terrible. So we all get a can, and go out to breakfast. It was an old person shitty diner, so no one even noticed them. Not even the waitress, when we said we didn't want anything to drink.

So Breakfast is done, Four Loko's are done (and if anyone has every drank them before, you know what 1 can does to you).

It is roughly noon. A shot or two later of Goose and we are all pretty drunk.

And what do drunk people do, at 12AM?

GO TO THE ZOO!

Yeah, so we went to a zoo that is completely empty. I mean there is 1 worker, in the entire zoo. We saw her once.

Drunk me, jumped over every fence I could to get closer to the animals. Pumas, Monkeys, you name it. Thankfully there was a cage after the fence. I did however high five a monkey, which was pretty sweet.

After the zoo, we went back to the house, and transitioned to beer.

2 games of beer pong, and 1 game of flip cup, I was on the floor. Drunk as ****. Passed out.

Everyone eventually followed. By 3PM we were done. Drunk day over.

I woke up around 7PM and I was still drunk, and drunk until around 10PM.


I recommend having a drunk day of your own. Chances are, there was more alcohol consumed than I posted. I however was drunk, so who knows.

 

Dude you high fived a ****** monkey!!

 

LOL at the monkey high five. reminds me of nick swardsons stand up. I'm jealous man..I'd kill for a monkey high five

 

It was pretty sweet, even in my drunken stupor.

It was this kind of monkey.





See guys, you pretend to be an alcoholic for a day, and you high five a monkey. You can't beat that.

 

Who said anyone here is pretending?

Every post I make on here is 110% drunken blitzed-ness.

Fact.

 

you high-fived a monkey?? Awesome

 

So you're drunk all day every day?

 

Steeda, You didn't change the subject. You actually guided it back to your original thread. " Drunk Day". I told you not to call it drunk day, but rather call it drinking day.

But ! In all honesty I can say for sure you You sir had a drunk day.

Oh yeah and after 8 AM comes 12 PM. not AM again. If your hammered by 12 PM, then it's officially drunk day. New rule.. I'm gonna write that one down..

Drinking day starts much later than 8 am. Thats usually a left over drunk night when maybe some other sort of stimulant was involved.. Been there, done that, Snorted breakfast and kept drinking. I don't do that white stuff any more. Nor the green . But I will drink all day, if conditions are right.. Too old to do a drunk day though. Gaawd I feel ill just thinking about that...

 

Absolutely. I actually got a blood transfusion, but with bloody mary's instead of actual blood.

Hammered 24/7 now.

 

Oops. I meant PM. haha.

 

Sounds like drunk day was a complete success:

1. No involvement of local law enforcement, to include the zoo keepers.

2. No need to visit the free clinic.

Success!!

I plan to have one when the old man gets back from war and I have some adult supervision.



BTW we need an STD education thread, this membership is seriously lacking in that department.

 

Amen to that. Luckily some of us are happily married and faithful to the point of shame.. But there are a lot of young guns in this forum who are obviously unmarried, and don't realize the consequences. The little Hottie down the street may be bad for your health...