>
> > > > A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few
> minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom.
> > > A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the
>bar.
>
> The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk
> is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the
>customers!"
>
> "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,
> something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my *********."
> With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and
> > says..."You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
>

 

yowch! thatd hurt like hell.

 

Nice! that mops gonna stink.