Originally Posted by Black Sunshine

I ******* hate people, too.

Originally Posted by Black Sunshine

God, you have no idea how much the bolded part made me laugh. The rest of it sucks, though. What a stuck-up bitch! I guess because the majority of my family are men and the fact that I have always gotten along better with men, I know how to distinguish between a joke and a serious remark.

But I am right there with you. I ******* hate people, too. I seem to have another addition to my "I hate these ******* people and I hope they slip in dogshit and break their backs" list every day.

Edit:


Hahaha. That's right. I am not a lying skank. I am an ******* and proud of it.

Originally Posted by Switch

Shut the **** up, you love me

Originally Posted by NeedACobra

If I texted any of the girls I know, Im pretty sure about 50% would say "Whenever" and the other 50% would tell my girlfriend. hahaha.

Originally Posted by 3.8LMustang

I did these awhile back

my wifes cuzin and sister...

me: yo whats up
sister in-law: in personal family development
me: So when u gonna let me tap that...
sister in-law: im tellin my sister
me: uhuh
sister in-law: **** off
me: thanx for playing the game
sister in-law: .....



me: yo what up
wifes cuzin: nuthin
me: so when ur gonna let me tap that?

.....

....

20 mins later...

me: so is that a no?

5 mins later

me: thanx for playing the game
wifes cuzin: ......