Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"
Shamelessly stolen from another forum, I'm feeling ballsy as hell.
http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636 Some of the responses are priceless :beerchug: |
I thought about doing it to the girl across the street. But I don't want here coming over here and then have to explain the joke. She's dumb and won't get it.
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lol that shit is great
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damn that is just wow.... Dont think I have anyone on my phone to do that to or that would get that it was a joke thats a girl.
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I must say, this experiment is tempting...lol
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ok so I just sent one... Lets she if she actually responds.....
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Me: so when are you going to let me tap that?
Her: haha WHAT! Me: oh you know... Tap that Her: haha uhhhh never? Me: why the question mark? Her:its just a random question |
I've sent a few so far.. the joys of being from 3 different states for a good amount of time.
Me: So when can I tap that? Her: Dave are you seriously drunk on a wednesday night at 10pm? Me: No, I'm serious Her: Wow I thought you were dating someone |
Aha! Looks like Dave has a potential win? lol.
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alright....just texted a few chicks in my phone....ill be able to get a yes out of at least 2
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LOL! I think this is my favorite response in that thread:
i just sent it to one of the gdt regulars.. lulz Me:when you gonna let me tap that Him:Im a guy __________________ |
i dont text =(
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Originally Posted by krenogin
(Post 421447)
i dont text =(
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well i mean i wouldnt get unlimited texting, so i had like 1000 a month. and i got sooo pissed to recieve a txt saying "lol" or "haha" so i was like F IT. also i had a txtaholic ex.
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Girl 1:
me: yo her: hi whats up? me: gotta question. her: hmm?? ask away me: when you gonna let me tap that her: hahahaha omg... : i dont know how to answer that me: sweet..ill be over in 10 her: ok girl 2 me: hey her: yo me: when you gonna let me tap that her: no. lol. working on girl 3...oh, and im leaving for girls 1's house now. lol |
yeah no more of that game haha
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Originally Posted by Dave04Mustang
(Post 421472)
yeah no more of that game haha
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Me: Hello my dearest madam, might I come over to frolic in your field of lillies?
Sierra: Hello gentle sir, as happy as your invitation makes me, i must decline. however, i am sure that the liilies will keep until the day after 'morrow. |
Originally Posted by King
(Post 421478)
Me: Hello my dearest madam, might I come over to frolic in your field of lillies?
Sierra: Hello gentle sir, as happy as your invitation makes me, i must decline. however, i am sure that the liilies will keep until the day after 'morrow. |
I had to wait until the ONE person who would appreciate that would show up on facebook IM. If I get her texting I'll never get any sleep. At least with IM you can log off, lol. I didn't expect her response though.
Anyway...that'd be my classier version of "Hey girrrr, can a brotha tap dat?" |
sounds like something that would be outta role models.
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Originally Posted by King
(Post 421478)
Me: Hello my dearest madam, might I come over to frolic in your field of lillies?
Sierra: Hello gentle sir, as happy as your invitation makes me, i must decline. however, i am sure that the liilies will keep until the day after 'morrow. kidding |
im doing this as we speak ill post results next
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Originally Posted by Dave04Mustang
(Post 421490)
I'm lost... so you can tap that in 2 days?
:p :p :p |
alright here are some results , some are in the works still
me: i have a question her:shoot!! me: when am i gonna tap that her: is this for real? me: yes ima busy man whats the answer her: im not like that im sorry me:ok her: get one of your other sluts 2. when can i tap that --lol huh i need a answer --i have a bf and.. (still waiting on a reply) 3.can i tap that, you want me i see it in your eyes -- lol. dude are you drunk no im serious --uhhhhh. uhhh yesssss ---uhhhhh i cant -- why not (waiting for reply) these girls i text are the ones who i know wont give it up so i didnt text none of the sluts.lol |
I don't really "get" lady language, but lady number one sounds pretty pissed.
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yup.lol. she then respnds with me being disrespectful and i respond im just being a man damnit lol. i think i lost a friend oh well
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Girl #1:
me: so uh suzy..when can i tap that? girl: tap what? me: you know...that girl: uhhhh no, i don't know tap what Girl #2 Me: Hey Belle Belle: hey whats up me: nm, just wanting to know when I can tap that Belle: get a divorce, and show up to my doorstep :eek: Girl #3 (my friends ex wife, but we're all, still friends, i guess) Me: whats up maggie Maggie: nothin you? Me: Not alot, just wantin to know when I can tap that Maggie: well, you know you're right down the street Me: wtf its just a joke i was like "WTF" at the third.. |
Originally Posted by King
(Post 421478)
Me: Hello my dearest madam, might I come over to frolic in your field of lillies?
Sierra: Hello gentle sir, as happy as your invitation makes me, i must decline. however, i am sure that the liilies will keep until the day after 'morrow. "I don't have a field of lillies, you asshole. And if I did, I'd set the whole field on fire before I let you frolic in it." Anyway, I don't think this 'when are you going to let me tap that' thing would work well for me. If I was a dude, I'd try it because that shit is funny. |
So uh...sunshine....when are you gonna let me tap that??
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