Stupid wife
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Stupid wife
my idiot wife is chasing after me with a dam baseball bat as I am backin out of the freaking driveway. Turns out she found out I onced slept with her sister before we got hitched.
I am like "God Dam it is just your half sister anyway!". But you knowed how crazy women can be. The old bag smashed my head light with the bat on my 1974 Mustang. I was so pissed I backed up over a stump and tore the rear suspension out.
I have some parts from a old JD tractor and was wondering if I could get them to work. Anyone know if I can rig sompting up?
I am like "God Dam it is just your half sister anyway!". But you knowed how crazy women can be. The old bag smashed my head light with the bat on my 1974 Mustang. I was so pissed I backed up over a stump and tore the rear suspension out.
I have some parts from a old JD tractor and was wondering if I could get them to work. Anyone know if I can rig sompting up?
#4
LOL yup.... before she found that out you shoulda took a moment with a TWIX to think about a good response. I found out long ago that when wemen ask a question, just say..... "Your Pretty"! When they ask again give em the same... "Your Pretty"! LOL
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So she is back at it. I had to sleep with the dog last night in the mustang. I found a rear end from an escort that I am going to stick in the back today. I also found out that diesel don't work in the Mustang. The stupid thing smoked and I could not get the motor to shut off without yanking on the fuel line hose.
#8
The front grill on the car is from a Chevette so I might be able to find sumpting.
My old lady found out from her dam sister. I think she done told her. She got pissed because my wife slept with her husband so she wanted to get back at her.
I had some old diesel in my JD so I wanted to use it up. It is kind of cool because the car smoked so dam much that all the skunks and rats ran out from under the trailer.
My old lady found out from her dam sister. I think she done told her. She got pissed because my wife slept with her husband so she wanted to get back at her.
I had some old diesel in my JD so I wanted to use it up. It is kind of cool because the car smoked so dam much that all the skunks and rats ran out from under the trailer.
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so true....i say yuck to a mustang2 with a chevelle grille...and damned if he doesnt sound just like one of my uncles from the rocky mountains trailer park...but i agree with ziggy...stories too over the top and no guy is dumb enough to try and stay home after he admits he slept with his wifes sister...
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Yo migs, what the hell?
Yeah, been gone a while. My old 486 computer finally broke-dick so I could not get on line. Also, they arrested the dumb-*** in the trailer next to me that I was stealin the internet from. Turns out he is famous. You can see him on "to catch a predetor" or somethign like that. I guess he was making a movie or somptin but the cops arrested him for it.
I be working two jobs now, so I have lots of scoots. I work at a Jiffy Lube during the day and clean a Starbucks at night. Best of all, I get free coffee and free internet.
Yeah, been gone a while. My old 486 computer finally broke-dick so I could not get on line. Also, they arrested the dumb-*** in the trailer next to me that I was stealin the internet from. Turns out he is famous. You can see him on "to catch a predetor" or somethign like that. I guess he was making a movie or somptin but the cops arrested him for it.
I be working two jobs now, so I have lots of scoots. I work at a Jiffy Lube during the day and clean a Starbucks at night. Best of all, I get free coffee and free internet.
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