Stupid wife
 

my idiot wife is chasing after me with a dam baseball bat as I am backin out of the freaking driveway. Turns out she found out I onced slept with her sister before we got hitched.

I am like "God Dam it is just your half sister anyway!". But you knowed how crazy women can be. The old bag smashed my head light with the bat on my 1974 Mustang. I was so pissed I backed up over a stump and tore the rear suspension out.

I have some parts from a old JD tractor and was wondering if I could get them to work. Anyone know if I can rig sompting up?

bat + women = owned

LOL!!!!!!!!! Stump > Car

LOL yup.... before she found that out you shoulda took a moment with a TWIX to think about a good response. I found out long ago that when wemen ask a question, just say..... "Your Pretty"! When they ask again give em the same... "Your Pretty"! LOL

sounds like a jerry episode...i doubt tractor suspension would work on a mustang.

So she is back at it. I had to sleep with the dog last night in the mustang. I found a rear end from an escort that I am going to stick in the back today. I also found out that diesel don't work in the Mustang. The stupid thing smoked and I could not get the motor to shut off without yanking on the fuel line hose.

dude, ya can always find another wife, but a damn headlight on a 1974 cobra. wtf. oh and who was the snitch that told her? and did u or her put diesel in the car?

The front grill on the car is from a Chevette so I might be able to find sumpting.

My old lady found out from her dam sister. I think she done told her. She got pissed because my wife slept with her husband so she wanted to get back at her.

I had some old diesel in my JD so I wanted to use it up. It is kind of cool because the car smoked so dam much that all the skunks and rats ran out from under the trailer.

hmmm...

JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!!

I don't think I would really care about a 74 mustang. Aren't they ugly as hell anyways. haha

Bob r u for real man? cause I doubt it...this all seems a bit too over the top to be more than a prank story.

so true....i say yuck to a mustang2 with a chevelle grille...and damned if he doesnt sound just like one of my uncles from the rocky mountains trailer park...but i agree with ziggy...stories too over the top and no guy is dumb enough to try and stay home after he admits he slept with his wifes sister...

+1

This is a pix of Bob and his so, called wife.

https://mustangboards.com/attachment...edding1_sm.jpg

that looks really photoshoped.

lmao, that there is some rednecks!

I'd Smash.

Boy she's got a perty mouf :D

Bob, man long time no see. How have you been? I think everybody here missed you...

Yo migs, what the hell?

Yeah, been gone a while. My old 486 computer finally broke-dick so I could not get on line. Also, they arrested the dumb-ass in the trailer next to me that I was stealin the internet from. Turns out he is famous. You can see him on "to catch a predetor" or somethign like that. I guess he was making a movie or somptin but the cops arrested him for it.

I be working two jobs now, so I have lots of scoots. I work at a Jiffy Lube during the day and clean a Starbucks at night. Best of all, I get free coffee and free internet.

...Bob really concerns me.

+1 i find him creepy.

Glad everything is okay with you man. Last I heard you were in europe or something...good looking out b.o.b...:cool:

Hay, I know that guy!!!!!

Can we see some nudes of the sister?

Yeah, roger on the Nudes! :D

you know it's bad when the dog is the best looking one in that photo.

as for the wife,

beer+mustang+bachelor=success

beer+mustang+wife=disaster.

drink your beer, keep your stang, and ditch the bitch, and you'll have a great life

you know who bob reminds me of? Greg, you know Greg@SN95. Just seems all to famillar

Who the heck is Greg?