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Old 10-25-2007, 06:12 PM
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What is it with these idiots riding on the *** of every stang they see?
Yesterday was a crappy day. I was in a foul mood. I had just left the house of my close friend who'se wife had died that morning of cancer. She was also a good friend. I left work to go see him, friends were there, my wife, kids etc.

Anyways, My wife heads back to the house with the kids and a hour or so later i head back in the mustang.

Im driving. Not hauling ***, not revving my engine nothing. I get up to an intersection right in my neighborhood, im on the right side of a double left turn lane. Couple girls in a car next to me, im minding my business. We go around the corner and i give it a little extra, nothing heavy, next thing you know i see a Subaru's headlights right on my *** i could tell he was wanting to race tailgating me trying to shove me out of the way

Keep in mind i have the Bullet Brake upgrade kit with the 13in brembos and larger dual piston calipers.

I just snapped, he was right on my *** i slammed on my brakes so hard i actually locked up and came to a complete stop. This asshat must have damn near crapped his pants cause he was maybe 6 feet behind me when i slammed them on the brakes and i couldnt see his headlights or anything in my rear view. He probably was a few inches from buying me a new bumper and paintjob. He got so close im sure he had no problem reading "AMERICAN" on my 3rd brake light.

I gun it, spin out, kick some rocks up on him and he immediatly bolts right up at me where i slamm on the brakes again, locked em up to a full stop and i heared his wheels skidding as he tried not to slamm into me.

The girls in the car that was next to me in the double turn lane drove by with a "OMFG I CANT BELIEVE HE DID THAT!!" look on thier face. I sat there for a second with this subie behind me and then gradually took off.

He stayed about 30 feet behind me as i crept up to the turn-off into my neighborhood and i was sure to use my blinker so he was fully aware of where i was going in case he wanted to discuss what happened. Of course he did the ricer flyby instead.
ugh...
 
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Old 10-25-2007, 06:25 PM
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sry to hear cancer has struck again, its seems to be a constant battle in my family
on the other note, i do the same thing in my ranger, im a little more carful in the car, but i dont care wat happens to the d-ranger
 
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Old 10-25-2007, 06:26 PM
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Lol... i figure i could always use a new paintjob. lol
 
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Old 10-25-2007, 06:31 PM
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jack owns all, i would love to of see the ricers face when you hit the brakes.
 
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Old 10-25-2007, 06:41 PM
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ui just cant believed wehn i started going again he jumped right back at me. lol. he really diddnt think i would brake check his *** twice?
 
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Old 10-25-2007, 07:40 PM
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lol it wasnt Jon was it?
 
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Old 10-25-2007, 07:53 PM
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Haha i wish i had the ***** to do that.
 
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Old 10-25-2007, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Steeda97
Haha i wish i had the ***** to do that.
lol... i was pissed..
 
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by madmatt
lol it wasnt Jon was it?
was just gonna ask if it was the fishy!
 
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:04 PM
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Happens to me all the time. I like to downshift to 2nd let off the gas and clutch brake em, No break lights. They'll be sidesteppin trying not to rearend you, then they switch lanes to try to pass. Then all ya gotta do is slam the gas in 2nd gear, and bark a nice 3rd gear. sometimes you may need to hold the pedal in 3rd with a stock GT, but they usually get to see your back bumber. Sometimes when you slam the throttle in 2nd gear at 25 miles per hour she'll light up the tires pretty good. that is also a deterent from them trying that **** twice. LOL..
 
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:00 AM
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Oh man I have tons of fun with tailgaters. Usually its on a 2 lane road with a solid yellow line, so I just drop to about 15 under, EVEN if Im in a hurry, its worth it. MAN do they get pissed.
 
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:29 AM
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guys like that giving the scooby i drive a bad name. my scooby sucks though its all stock besides a 300 watt amp pushing 2 component 6.5" speakers on the stock deck. LOL
 
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Old 10-26-2007, 08:07 AM
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umm...im a little behind on the "scooby" term...enlighten me please
 
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Old 10-26-2007, 08:31 AM
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i usually try to keep my cool, but its hard. gotta watch out though these days. people have short tempers adn go crazy on the road. had one guy cut off my friend, friend got on side of him and flipped him off, the guy proceeded to ram my friends car on the interstate and kept going. friend called the cops with the license plate number but i dont know if they caught the guy or not.
 
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Old 10-26-2007, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by mpt_1962
umm...im a little behind on the "scooby" term...enlighten me please
Subaru.
 
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Old 10-27-2007, 03:52 PM
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i think i would of had to do a major brake check on him and collect some nice insurance money for damages, whiplash, etc.
 
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Old 10-27-2007, 04:00 PM
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If i downshift to 2nd by popping the clutch, my tires queal like a SOB....then if I floor it, the tires squeal from break loose. Messes the **** out of tail-gaiters.
 
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Old 10-27-2007, 04:47 PM
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I hate tailgaters. Just today, I was driving back from Nashville, doing 85 in a 70, and I had a ton of people ride my ***. Jesus, mostly SUVs, there's nothing like having a 6,000 lbs Tahoe riding my bumper...
 
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Old 10-28-2007, 12:57 PM
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Yep, nothing like some tailgating ***** to ruin your road trip...I just got back, funny thing is, when you move over, the suddenly dont want to speed anymore...
 
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Originally Posted by machnjo
I hate tailgaters. Just today, I was driving back from Nashville, doing 85 in a 70, and I had a ton of people ride my ***. Jesus, mostly SUVs, there's nothing like having a 6,000 lbs Tahoe riding my bumper...
they are nutty drivers here in Nashville...kind of remind me of the drivers in Dallas...if you're doing 80 in the fast lane, you get honked at to get out the way, cause they wanna do 95.

friday on the way to the doctor, saw a bad wreck on 65 hwy north of 840. front end was ripped off one car, back end ripped off another, and the 3rd vehicle had the driver side from front to back smashed in to the center console...was ugly.
 
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Old 10-28-2007, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by machnjo
I hate tailgaters. Just today, I was driving back from Nashville, doing 85 in a 70, and I had a ton of people ride my ***. Jesus, mostly SUVs, there's nothing like having a 6,000 lbs Tahoe riding my bumper...

tailgaters are a pain in the ***. just to day i was doing 65 and still a guy in dodge ram was on my bumper so close i all i could see was his grill you would think people would slow down a little.
 
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Old 10-28-2007, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Codiddy
was just gonna ask if it was the fishy!
fishy drives an evo now
 
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Old 10-28-2007, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Badfish
fishy drives an evo now
must be nice to get a new car every 6 months LOL.
 
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Old 10-28-2007, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Codiddy
must be nice to get a new car every 6 months LOL.
eh..I had legitimate reasons.
 
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Old 10-28-2007, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Badfish
eh..I had legitimate reasons.
holy **** your sig was different five minutes ago!
 
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Old 10-28-2007, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Mixedbreed02GT
they are nutty drivers here in Nashville...kind of remind me of the drivers in Dallas...if you're doing 80 in the fast lane, you get honked at to get out the way, cause they wanna do 95.

friday on the way to the doctor, saw a bad wreck on 65 hwy north of 840. front end was ripped off one car, back end ripped off another, and the 3rd vehicle had the driver side from front to back smashed in to the center console...was ugly.
typically if you see a car speeding up behind you just switch lanes if its possible and let them pass. why aggrievate people.

if your cruising on surface streets and some clown is riding your *** on purpose trying to get you to race or some crap like that than they deserve to be knee capped.
 
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Old 10-29-2007, 12:02 AM
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Lol, I had a non-moving *** rider..some younger guy in a Escalade parked right behind me at the hand wash today..

The place was packed, but I don't like to use the soap and brush crap they give me, I just use my own stuff, and I can't do it where I live, apartment complex, no waterhose, ect.

Guy sees I have a bag and a bucket out and decides to get behind me and sit about 5 feet away, i start spraying my car and then filling up my bucket and I can see him on his cellphone acting all impatient..

I washed, then I decided I'd dry right there too, since he wanted to be a *****, figured I'd be one back. (By the time I was done washing atleast 3 other cars had gone into different slots, he should've waited somewhere where a guy didn't have a bag and bucket out) ;x

And why'd you end up with an Evo badfish? You destroy that other car? ;x
 
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Old 10-29-2007, 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Badfish
eh..I had legitimate reasons.
Evo bumpers cheaper than WRX bumpers?








sorry couldnt resist. Pics of zee Evo?
 
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Old 10-30-2007, 11:33 PM
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un-fvcking-believable
 
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