*WTF* Google TiSP FREE internet - You've GOTTA read this! haha
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04-01-2007 | 03:52 PM
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*WTF* Google TiSP FREE internet - You've GOTTA read this! haha
http://www.google.com/tisp/
So, Google is offering some new free broadband connection... You get a free install kit and when it arrives, you flush this huge roll of fiber optic cable down the toilet with a sinker on the end, and apparently someone plugs it in and you have free internet. If this isnt the most retarted **** ive ever heard, ill kiss your *** on oprah.
a good april fools joke by google. haha
So, Google is offering some new free broadband connection... You get a free install kit and when it arrives, you flush this huge roll of fiber optic cable down the toilet with a sinker on the end, and apparently someone plugs it in and you have free internet. If this isnt the most retarted **** ive ever heard, ill kiss your *** on oprah.
Originally Posted by Google.com
#1 Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.
#2 Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.
#3 Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes.
#4 When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.
#5 Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.
#6 Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the rest of the TiSP software, which will automatically configure your computer's network settings.
#7 Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.
#8 Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)
#2 Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.
#3 Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes.
#4 When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.
#5 Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.
#6 Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the rest of the TiSP software, which will automatically configure your computer's network settings.
#7 Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.
#8 Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)
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04-01-2007 | 04:25 PM
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COMMON dude you cannot be serious? Of coarse its a hoax, every year google does it, a few years ago they had one explaining how googled work, and in their diagrams it was a bunch of pigeons on typing with their beaks on computers.
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