Originally Posted by Google.com

#1 Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.

#2 Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.



#3 Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes.

http://www.google.com/tisp/images/3_linedownhole.jpg

#4 When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.

#5 Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.

http://www.google.com/tisp/images/4_plugin.jpg

#6 Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the rest of the TiSP software, which will automatically configure your computer's network settings.



#7 Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.

#8 Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)

Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper (Post 255308)

this is just too redicilous to believe. this HAS to be a hoax

Originally Posted by SpinMedia (Post 255310)

COMMON dude you cannot be serious? Of coarse its a hoax, every year google does it, a few years ago they had one explaining how googled work, and in their diagrams it was a bunch of pigeons on typing with their beaks on computers.