Thought you might wanna join...

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting
unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia,
Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq
and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

 

Oh so us Floridians aren't rednecks are we? **** that!

I can only imagine the gear loadout for such a division..hmmmm

 

will there be free beer for the plane ride?

 

I'm thinking this is only the first of many specialized units, probably, based on their success, many more rednecks from across the country will be included.

 

Duty free at the very least...

 

do they got them toilets in iraq that shoot cold water up yer crack?

lol

 

No. But I'm sure if it all goes well in Iraq, we invade France.

 

lol, if only the govt would sponsor that trip...

 

haha down with france

 

hehe

(it's not photoshopped)

 

LoL, see in this case would they be wearing Flanel? or Camo... and i'm pretty sure the load out would be something along the lines of a raised F-250, gun rack, dip, couple kegs, 12 gauge, and so much more, ... oh and a mullet...can't forget that...

 

Camo patterned coveralls...

 

THEY MAKE THEM?!?

 

hell yeah they make em.. don't you ever go to your local wal-mart alternative (ie... GI joes, Blackbirds, K-mart)? You just gotta go right before hunting season to get the best selection. By then the rest of us have bought our camie jamies.

 

actually... come to think of it I got a set from dicks... flannel insulated... use em for hunting... lol...