Funny Pick Up Lines
#1
Funny Pick Up Lines
Redneck Pickup Lines
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
#3
Nice shoes.......wanna fvck?
and then the name guessing game..my favorite, you and a friend sit there and yell names at the girl until you get it right and she turns around or just turns around 2 see what your screaming about either way it guarentees coversation lol
and then the name guessing game..my favorite, you and a friend sit there and yell names at the girl until you get it right and she turns around or just turns around 2 see what your screaming about either way it guarentees coversation lol
#10
- is that a keg in your pants? cause i would tap that any day
- you- do you like blueberrys or strawberrys?
her- why
you- i just want to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning
last but not least
- i have an extremely large *****..... wanna see it?
- you- do you like blueberrys or strawberrys?
her- why
you- i just want to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning
last but not least
- i have an extremely large *****..... wanna see it?
#11
- is that a keg in your pants? cause i would tap that any day
- you- do you like blueberrys or strawberrys?
her- why
you- i just want to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning
last but not least
- i have an extremely large *****..... wanna see it?
- you- do you like blueberrys or strawberrys?
her- why
you- i just want to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning
last but not least
- i have an extremely large *****..... wanna see it?
#13
There once was a man that was in love with a girl, and he finally asked her out and she said no, he was very sad. Then the next day, the girl woke up to find her cat, dead in her mailbox. . . .
Wanna go out sometime?
Wanna go out sometime?
#14
Seriously? You honestly think any of us would use these lines?
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