My neighbor to the west is an achoholic with a flair for the dramatic. One time the previous owners of my house threw a party and he showed up, he tried to get on the mom when she was drunk and passed out, some doctor kicked him out and he came back with a steak knife and slashed about 23 tires. They called the cops on him, when they came to his house he said "Oh **** YOU" and ran out the back. Couple cops were in the backyard and took him down.

My neighbors on the right are pathetic. The woman's name is Carol, and she looks like Peggy Hill from "King of the hill". She is a dominating bitch to her husband and i constantly see her dress him down and make him her bitch. However she does like to come over and give me ice cold beers when i mow my lawn.

The neighbor two houses to the west is this old retired guy who could easily outdo any professional stadium grownskeeper. His grass is green and thick ALL YEAR AROUND. He has this stupid little dog who he walks across the culdesac to peggy hills house and has his dog **** in her yard cause he doesent wanna **** his own yard up.

2 houses to the east i have 3 fat lesbians and a child who have animal control called on them on a regular basis. That house is a rental, its always fun to see what crackpots show up there

 

I had neighbors that were in college and thought the house was a frat house (way off campus) they lived in our basement. fvckers...I kicked them out pronto.