Neighbors
 

Some people moved into a house that has been unoccupied for the past 20 years...

So I started thinking... what if these people are scum bags like 99% of the people who move here?

never really had to worry about neighbors... Theres no1 to the left of me... my uncle was there but moved, we own it... and the neighbor to the right has been friends w/ my dad since highschool...

this house is 2 houses to the right...

So I thought this would be an intersting thread...

Any good neighbor stories?
Any terrible neighbors?
Any stupid clueless ones?

my neighbor bitches to me about my exhuast everyday..and kids riding theyre ****in scooters around, i wanna run over em (the kids, not the scooters)

lmao...

My neighbor to the west is an achoholic with a flair for the dramatic. One time the previous owners of my house threw a party and he showed up, he tried to get on the mom when she was drunk and passed out, some doctor kicked him out and he came back with a steak knife and slashed about 23 tires. They called the cops on him, when they came to his house he said "Oh **** YOU" and ran out the back. Couple cops were in the backyard and took him down.

My neighbors on the right are pathetic. The woman's name is Carol, and she looks like Peggy Hill from "King of the hill". She is a dominating bitch to her husband and i constantly see her dress him down and make him her bitch. However she does like to come over and give me ice cold beers when i mow my lawn.

The neighbor two houses to the west is this old retired guy who could easily outdo any professional stadium grownskeeper. His grass is green and thick ALL YEAR AROUND. He has this stupid little dog who he walks across the culdesac to peggy hills house and has his dog **** in her yard cause he doesent wanna **** his own yard up.

2 houses to the east i have 3 fat lesbians and a child who have animal control called on them on a regular basis. That house is a rental, its always fun to see what crackpots show up there

eh..my one nighbor called the cops on me...she thought i was dragracing down the street...even tho all i was doing was pullin into my driveway which has slight incline where i cannot keep the exhaust down...it was funny....

I have rich neighbor's that make my house and yard look like ****.

my neighbors complained about my exhaust when i had the stang. so much that my homeowners association gave me a notice in the mail telling me that i needed to tone it down or i would be ticketed.

I had neighbors that were in college and thought the house was a frat house (way off campus) they lived in our basement. fvckers...I kicked them out pronto.