I rarely post a joke unless i hear a really good one, well this is one of them, my boss told me this one today at the office.


A guy walks into a fancy restaurant and sees a gorgous women sitting in another table alone, he calls the waiter and tells him "Waiter, get that young lady the most expensive bottle of wine and tell her its on me", The waiter gives the gorgous women the bottle and the women wrote a note and told the waiter to give it to the man, the note saids "The only way i'll accept this bottle of wine is if you have 10 million dollars in your bank account, a M-Benz SL600, and a 12 inch shlong". The guy read the note and wrote back to her "To be with you id give away 7 million to be left with 10 million, id trade my ferrari for an m-benz, but i would never cut off 5 inches to have a 12 incher!"

 

Thats what i told her allright.

 

lmao!