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Old 07-23-2006, 01:14 PM
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Default I heard the dumbest thing today at Autozone.

I go to Autozone to get a replacement gatorback belt. One of the guys that works there is standing outside and is admiring my car. So, as i get out and walk up to the store he asks me a few questions. After telling him that it is supercharged car, he says "you should get a K&N CAI kit, that will really wake it up". I just said ok and walked out.

Nobody can top that ignorance.
 
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Old 07-23-2006, 01:18 PM
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Should of got an LED shift **** with buttons too!
 
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Old 07-23-2006, 01:24 PM
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rofl...
was he serious??
 
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Old 07-23-2006, 02:06 PM
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The guy also said, " is it a 5.0?"
 
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Originally Posted by foncarelli
The guy also said, " is it a 5.0?"
:censored: I hate when people ask that.
 
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Old 07-23-2006, 03:00 PM
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y does everyone think if u dont ahve a 5.0 ur slow 5.0 are the slowest bitches u can get but the cheapest to mod imo
 
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Originally Posted by stang00
y does everyone think if u dont ahve a 5.0 ur slow 5.0 are the slowest bitches u can get but the cheapest to mod imo
prolly for the same reason someone would ask you, if you had modded your car already that is, "Is it an Si?" response "Does it f*cking matter???"
 
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Old 07-23-2006, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by foncarelli
The guy also said, " is it a 5.0?"
how old was he? It seems to me like most people over the age of 40 are stuck on the old 5.0s.
 
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Old 07-23-2006, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Codiddy
how old was he? It seems to me like most people over the age of 40 are stuck on the old 5.0s.
:bash: I'm over 40.

I hear it from younger guy's mostly.It's alway's "Damn,to bad that thing aint got a 5.0 in it".I alway's say "Damn, I'm glad it does'nt!"
 
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Originally Posted by Lances03GT
:bash: I'm over 40.

I hear it from younger guy's mostly.It's alway's "Damn,to bad that thing aint got a 5.0 in it".I alway's say "Damn, I'm glad it does'nt!"
ha ha oops my bad lance i always assumed you were pretty young for some reason. Also all of the people over 40 who have asked me if my car has a 5.0 were not really car people, or they wouldn't even be asking if my 06 had one.
 
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Originally Posted by Codiddy
ha ha oops my bad lance i always assumed you were pretty young for some reason. Also all of the people over 40 who have asked me if my car has a 5.0 were not really car people, or they wouldn't even be asking if my 06 had one.
LOL It's all good

Non-Mustang people just don't know any better.
 
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Old 07-23-2006, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Codiddy
ha ha oops my bad lance i always assumed you were pretty young for some reason.

I did too until he posted his pic on that thread. Now i want him as my godfather.
 
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Old 07-23-2006, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by 95STANG
I did too until he posted his pic on that thread. Now i want him as my godfather.
LMAO Damn guy's I'm not THAT old yet
 
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Old 07-23-2006, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Lances03GT
LMAO Damn guy's I'm not THAT old yet
I beg to differ.
 
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Originally Posted by MattJ
I beg to differ.
:ban: :bash: LMAO
 
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Old 07-23-2006, 09:31 PM
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the guys at auto zone are retarded in MD as well but Advanced Auto i can actually say they have "SOME" people that know what there talking about
 
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Old 07-23-2006, 09:59 PM
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yea...i dont talk to the guys at autozone but i get alot of them staring at my car...and yes some of the employees own 5.0 stangs...cheapest and ugliest stangs...my opinion
 
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Did you sucker punch him fast and take off running afterwards....
 
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Old 07-23-2006, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by 4.6 Love
Did you sucker punch him fast and take off running afterwards....

Should have.
 
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in his defence he could have thought you were a 03/04 cobra, because a CAI kit on those things actually do give some nice gains. . . .

maybe?
 
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Old 07-24-2006, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Teal_Beast
in his defence he could have thought you were a 03/04 cobra, because a CAI kit on those things actually do give some nice gains. . . .

maybe?
yeah try 20 dyno proven ponies... you can't argue with that... (dynojet)
But its more of the idea that the car would feel more of a gain from a tube than from the supercharger LOL (ie 'woken up')
 
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At least he didn't ask you if it was a rotary motor.
 
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Old 07-24-2006, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Teal_Beast
in his defence he could have thought you were a 03/04 cobra, because a CAI kit on those things actually do give some nice gains. . . .

maybe?
He had no idea. And maybe.... if my car kinda looked like a Cobra, i could have given him the benefit of the doubt.
 
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Old 07-24-2006, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
Yeah man, he is totally right. Right now you got some lame slow supercharged v8 that probably runs the 1/4 mile in 19 seconds. Im sure yer getting tired of being raped in the 1/4 by saturn vue 4 bangers.

Now, if you put one of his K&N CAI kits in it, you will be running low 4's.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You can't run 4's without an APC sticker man!!!! WTF!! GET THE FU*K OUTTA HERE!!!......
 
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Heh I went into a random dealership today just looking around, and I was looking at a GT there and the dealer came up to me saying he had a race car cobra coming soon..

I asked him what made it a race car.... and I quote:

"well the cobra in 94 was supposed to have the 4.7 but he had it custom made from the factory to have the 5.0 in it, and its got a cai and nos. Nothin in springfield ( my town ) is going to touch it."

I walked away.
 
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Old 07-24-2006, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by TayWolf55
Heh I went into a random dealership today just looking around, and I was looking at a GT there and the dealer came up to me saying he had a race car cobra coming soon..

I asked him what made it a race car.... and I quote:

"well the cobra in 94 was supposed to have the 4.7 but he had it custom made from the factory to have the 5.0 in it, and its got a cai and nos. Nothin in springfield ( my town ) is going to touch it."

I walked away.
Its a nice sale pitch, tho.
 


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