A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four-hour
surgical procedure. A young student nurse enters his room to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my ********* black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my ********* black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his *********,
she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She
raises his gown, holds his ***** in one hand and his ********* in the
other, lifting and moving them around. Then she takes a close look and
says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely........

"Are - my - TEST RESULTS BACK?!

 

lmao I like that one