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Old 04-26-2006, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by madmatt
LOL did they call it the wankin workshop...lol that cracks me up. Its like an AA meeting...

"Hi, I pastor bob, and Im addicted to masturbation"

"HI BOB!"
LOl u forgot the next intro...

Hi I'm Danny I'm addicted to Masturbating other men while I put it in from behind...

is that wrong?

LOL sry danny had too... (be good to me...) i see it now, Grimmz's scene in the intro film... Puerto Rican flag gettin run over by Danny...
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Grimmz
LOl u forgot the next intro...

Hi I'm Danny I'm addicted to Masturbating other men while I put it in from behind...

is that wrong?

LOL sry danny had too... (be good to me...) i see it now, Grimmz's scene in the intro film... Puerto Rican flag gettin run over by Danny...
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Old 04-26-2006, 09:08 PM
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Here's the cover of the booklet thingy they gave...


looks normal on the front..



But here's a page from the book. This is an example "checklist" for every week.


#7 just kills me...LOL.
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 09:21 PM
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LOL number 7 is the best. it's all about the fuzzy ****.

Oh and doesn't #1 and #2 go together?!?!? I mean if i did #2 and didn't do #1.....the something is REALLY wrong.
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 11:05 PM
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LOL number 7 is the best. it's all about the fuzzy ****.

Oh and doesn't #1 and #2 go together?!?!? I mean if i did #2 and didn't do #1.....the something is REALLY wrong.
**** u guyz my signal gets better every now and then... LoL...
 
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Old 04-27-2006, 09:31 AM
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Now the thing is, I'd hate to just not talk to the girl's dad ever again just because the subject is a lil akward. I woudl imagine that he doesn't struggle with it, but then again he coudl. But how do you ask your current interest's father "do you jack off regularly? if so, i'll be your accountability partner." ???? I mean, I dunno WHAT we'll talk about next time we see eachother but I dont wanna talk about it if he has a firm grasp(pun intended) on the issue. So to those guys out there w/ kids and whatnot(rabbit, rebelyell, blake lance, etc) do guys..er..um...well....do you...well...you know
 
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Old 04-27-2006, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by dannyb785
Now the thing is, I'd hate to just not talk to the girl's dad ever again just because the subject is a lil akward. I woudl imagine that he doesn't struggle with it, but then again he coudl. But how do you ask your current interest's father "do you jack off regularly? if so, i'll be your accountability partner." ???? I mean, I dunno WHAT we'll talk about next time we see eachother but I dont wanna talk about it if he has a firm grasp(pun intended) on the issue. So to those guys out there w/ kids and whatnot(rabbit, rebelyell, blake lance, etc) do guys..er..um...well....do you...well...you know
Somethings just arent meant to be said on an internet chatroom lol...
 
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Old 04-27-2006, 11:43 AM
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yo WTF? u actually looked around for that ****!.... :ban: :ban:
 
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Originally Posted by dannyb785
So to those guys out there w/ kids and whatnot(rabbit, rebelyell, blake lance, etc) do guys..er..um...well....do you...well...you know

This is one of those times where I don't know if it's good to be included in a list, let alone the first one mentioned........


And BTW: There are only 2 types of men in the world, 1. the ones that do it and 2. the ones that SAY they don't.
 
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Rabbit
And BTW: There are only 2 types of men in the world, 1. the ones that do it and 2. the ones that SAY they don't.
hahahahahahaha +1
 
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Old 04-27-2006, 06:34 PM
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It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood.

Oh yeah? I tasted Mustard....
LMAO Slappy I just saw your sig.

"THE BROODWICH CANNOT BE DISASSEMBLED!"
 
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Old 04-27-2006, 06:53 PM
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Bacon aside, this is the best damn sandwich I've had my whole life.
 
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Old 04-27-2006, 07:38 PM
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back to topic guys. Jack, did your name used to be Slappy for a particular reason???
 
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Old 04-27-2006, 08:34 PM
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You make good points jack, I give you that, but like I said earlier, the reason that slapping it is considered bad in the christian world is because it requires one to have a particular image/person to imagine while doing it. According to the bible, it's lust. So long as there are christians, masturbation will be considered a problem. I understand why the guy said what he said, but I don't quite understand how one dude with a problem becomes a speaker who travels the nation.
 
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Old 04-28-2006, 12:15 AM
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well if you don't jack it.....you'll have a little thing we like to call wet dreams!!! And more than likely, they'll involve someboday else so technically you can't get away from it. It's comming out one way or another, so you might as well have some fun with it and not have to clean your sheets. LOL
 
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Originally Posted by dannyb785
You make good points jack, I give you that, but like I said earlier, the reason that slapping it is considered bad in the christian world is because it requires one to have a particular image/person to imagine while doing it. According to the bible, it's lust. So long as there are christians, masturbation will be considered a problem. I understand why the guy said what he said, but I don't quite understand how one dude with a problem becomes a speaker who travels the nation.
Because as you saw by the number in attendance, he isnt the only christian that has a problem with it
 
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Old 04-28-2006, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by madmatt
Because as you saw by the number in attendance, he isnt the only christian that has a problem with it

lol did you remember my opening post? The advertisement for the seminar didn't hint at anything even sexually related. It just said "learn to have a stronger heart, yadda yadda" You think her dad wouldve invited me if he knew it was about this? haha, I doubt it
 
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Old 04-28-2006, 10:31 PM
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LOL, Dam I Came too late for this one. Hell i've been married 14 years and still have a picture of My hand in my wallet.. I love teh interweb..
 
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Old 04-29-2006, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by rebelyell
LOL, Dam I Came too late for this one. Hell i've been married 14 years and still have a picture of My hand in my wallet.. I love teh interweb..

ROFL. always nice to hear insight from a man who knows...
 
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