Holy crap....men's seminar...omg..wow, (btw, this is a contest)
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It's going to be a mens retreat basically most likely going to involve fellowship and informal discussions on your faith and how you can use it on your everday life and family. You have fun with that buddy.
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Originally Posted by Icefreezen
It's going to be a mens retreat basically most likely going to involve fellowship and informal discussions on your faith and how you can use it on your everday life and family. You have fun with that buddy.
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Originally Posted by Badfish
did you not read the entire first post?
LOL good question
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Update(if there's a winner and if not, prize increase) will be made 12 midnight tonight.
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wow it looks like so many people are ANXIOUS to see if anyone won.
well..
FRITOBANDITO WON!!!
Thats right. About 90% of the guy talking dealt with masturbation and how much he did it when he was young, and how hes struggling to overcome(no pun intended) it and what we can do to overcome it. He pretty much assumed that everyone there(ages 13 to 80) had problems with it soo.....yeah
well..
FRITOBANDITO WON!!!
Thats right. About 90% of the guy talking dealt with masturbation and how much he did it when he was young, and how hes struggling to overcome(no pun intended) it and what we can do to overcome it. He pretty much assumed that everyone there(ages 13 to 80) had problems with it soo.....yeah
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i could only imagine what would happen if Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla were at the seminar. LMAO
Its funny how religious groups preach against such things that most academic institutions regard as normal healthy behavior. LOL
guess im going to hell. ROFL
Its funny how religious groups preach against such things that most academic institutions regard as normal healthy behavior. LOL
guess im going to hell. ROFL
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Originally Posted by FritoBandito
Seriously, regular pickle slappin reduces the risk of prostate cancer.
Don't listen to the seminar man danny, Keep the pipes clear.
Don't listen to the seminar man danny, Keep the pipes clear.
LOL thanks for the advice guys. Maybe yall should be teachin these things. In all honesty, I see where the guy is coming from. The bible speaks against lust, and masturbation involves lusting. That's really where the issue lies.
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Originally Posted by dannyb785
LOL thanks for the advice guys. Maybe yall should be teachin these things. In all honesty, I see where the guy is coming from. The bible speaks against lust, and masturbation involves lusting. That's really where the issue lies.
ROFL. If nobody would lust, then nobody would be born. <grin> In my view the reason sex feels good is cause were supposed to do it. <laugh>
I mean hell, Panda's dont feel lust, and look at the situation they are in. <laugh>
Eh. Whatever though. I dont have much belief in organized religion, i think a lot of it sounds like hogwash poppycock jibberjabber, but in the long run they do give guidance and help build sound morals, but i think the guy who put that lust was bad in it was a whacko! and probably never had fun. <laugh>
good times!
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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
I mean hell, Panda's dont feel lust, and look at the situation they are in. <laugh>
lol good thinkin
I think the worst part is that I went with the dad of the girl who I'm interested in. I mean, hell, if there was anyone to NOT tell that I smack it, it'd be him. I cant be giving him ANY reason to not be okay with me dating his daughter.
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Originally Posted by dannyb785
lol good thinkin
I think the worst part is that I went with the dad of the girl who I'm interested in. I mean, hell, if there was anyone to NOT tell that I smack it, it'd be him. I cant be giving him ANY reason to not be okay with me dating his daughter.
I think the worst part is that I went with the dad of the girl who I'm interested in. I mean, hell, if there was anyone to NOT tell that I smack it, it'd be him. I cant be giving him ANY reason to not be okay with me dating his daughter.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Oh man, thats great!
Lean over to him, "Can you believe this? hell, do you think it counts if instead of my hand it is a blowup doll with yer daughters face on it?"
Ohhhh... SMACK! CRACK! SHAM! BLAM!..... Danny747 DOWN for the count!!!!
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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Oh man, thats great!
Lean over to him, "Can you believe this? hell, do you think it counts if instead of my hand it is a blowup doll with yer daughters face on it?"
Ohhhh... SMACK! CRACK! SHAM! BLAM!..... Danny747 DOWN for the count!!!!
Oh man, thats great!
Lean over to him, "Can you believe this? hell, do you think it counts if instead of my hand it is a blowup doll with yer daughters face on it?"
Ohhhh... SMACK! CRACK! SHAM! BLAM!..... Danny747 DOWN for the count!!!!
BHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA. nice. REAL nice. I'm sure he'll go for that. But funny thign is, he or his wife will email me once a week just asking how my week has gone and neither of them have said anything to me. It may have freaked them out more than it did me!!
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Originally Posted by dannyb785
BHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA. nice. REAL nice. I'm sure he'll go for that. But funny thign is, he or his wife will email me once a week just asking how my week has gone and neither of them have said anything to me. It may have freaked them out more than it did me!!
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Originally Posted by dannyb785
I dont understand your question
why do her parents send you emails, thats a little weird IMO...
your 20, which means, you shouldnt be worrying about meaningful relations ships, you should be doing her in the *** by now
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Originally Posted by Badfish
it was a couple different questions in one line..
why do her parents send you emails, thats a little weird IMO...
your 20, which means, you shouldnt be worrying about meaningful relations ships, you should be doing her in the *** by now
why do her parents send you emails, thats a little weird IMO...
your 20, which means, you shouldnt be worrying about meaningful relations ships, you should be doing her in the *** by now
Badfish, i gotta say, you sure are a wholesome christian.
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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
Badfish, i gotta say, you sure are a wholesome christian.
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Originally Posted by Grimmz
jesus the things we talk about on a MUSTANG forum.. LMAO good god...
so true dude. SOOOO tru. As for me emailing her parents, both of them work office jobs, and since I dont see them much, it helps the relationship to keep in touch with them.
not to mention her dad has saved me about $500 in labor costs by helpin me put in a few thigns on my car. He kicks ***
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Originally Posted by madmatt
LOL did they call it the wankin workshop...lol that cracks me up. Its like an AA meeting...
"Hi, I pastor bob, and Im addicted to masturbation"
"HI BOB!"
"Hi, I pastor bob, and Im addicted to masturbation"
"HI BOB!"